C.W. Cole

He/him.

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpsons1]

Nice P.J.s, Simpson. Did your mommy buy them for you?

Of course she did. Who else would have?

All right, Simpson. You win this round.

#Simpsons

[C.W. Cole @AtomiCole]

@minorcharacter5 Too bad that policy doesn't apply to paint defects

[NHL Media @NHLMedia]

Jonathan Quick picked up his 400th NHL win last night, becoming the first American-born goaltender to reach that mark.

It's just another step in a career that could very well end at the Hockey Hall of Fame.

@ErikaWachter | @NYRangers | #NYR | #NHLOnTheFly

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Late Night With Conan was so damn good

[C.W. Cole @AtomiCole]

@Avalanche Well... a city known for their race track

[Futurama Quotes @QuotesFuturama]

I'm so embarrassed, I wish everybody else was dead.

#Futurama

[Avs Stats @avsstats]

Nathan Mackinnon passes Maurice Richard and is now 107th on the all time @NHL points leaderboard #GoAvsGo

[IIHF @IIHFHockey]

🇺🇸🥅Morgan Stickney made seven saves to stretch her shutout streak to full 180 minutes, a new #U18WomensWorlds record. @usahockey

Game recap: https://t.co/YQByme9GL3

[Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann]

smashmouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

Look, it's ZZ Top! You guys rock!

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

In his book, O.J. Simpson says that he would have taken a bullet or stood in front of a train for Nicole.

Man, I'm gonna tell ya, that is some bad luck. When the one guy who would have died for you, kills you.

That's probably ... you don't get worse luck than that.

[C.W. Cole @AtomiCole]

@Avalanche @UnfortunateHKY

[C.W. Cole @AtomiCole]

@minorcharacter5 You are one of the most intelligent persons I have ever met! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

[The Bratt Pack @TheBrattPack63]

This is literally the only actual political post I'll make

Please stop rooting for politicians like sports teams

We should all want leaders who do right by everyone. This your team vs my team culture has become so weird.

Don't blindly support/idolize just to "win"

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

It’s a two party system! You have to vote for one of us!

[C.W. Cole @AtomiCole]

@minorcharacter5 Have fun, be safe!