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We walked through Buttertown Saturday night, just for the hell of it. We tricked Stan into going to the "Unity Barn," where he was promptly hit on by by 3 flaming homosexuals.

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Hady — When one feels particularly sad, but is among horny.

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Last night I saw a KKK fag and I beat the shit out of him and then pissed on him.

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Why is engineering so hard?

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"Beaver Deceiver" — 1) An artificial device or other ruse employed to gain entrance to a woman's pants by causing the woman to falsely perceive status or other qualities in the man who utilizes such a device

2) one who regularly employs such devices/tactics

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There is a town in Texas called Ding Dong. In 1990, the population was only twenty-two people

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Why are there all black colleges?

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John: Why are you so lame?
Sunny: *grumble mumbles*

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"Dude i totally gave julie the angry-dragon last night. My cum was coming out her nose for like a minute and a half!"

"Dude i bet she was pissed."

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"December 9" — On December 9 everybody is going to ask out there crush

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Why are vpn connections so slow?

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Why is e ix periodic?

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'Awrite gudgie coff, u know yersel. Deek ur scone, min'

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Why is there no prostate cancer awareness?

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Blosmic — A sense of dread but overwhelmingly joyful.

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Some people drink the urine of pregnant women to build up their immune system

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Your ticklish in your island

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Brodie, d'you drop a big ol' dice k matsuzaka in the pooper?

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ive gotten dick stress after masterbating 6 times today.

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Why are there spanish nba jerseys?