The Galaxies Champion. ≛ NOT @CallMeKris

˚ ༘✶ ⋆｡˚ ⁀➷. In a galaxy far, far away. Wait, that’s copyrighted. Alien club, UFO’s up. → PARODY.

[The Galaxies Champion. ≛ NOT @CallMeKris @ATouchSoForeign]

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𝐊𝐑𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑
·:*¨༺ ♱✮♱ ༻¨*:·

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[The Galaxies Champion. ≛ NOT @CallMeKris @ATouchSoForeign]

I mean, who said that?

[The Galaxies Champion. ��� NOT @CallMeKris @ATouchSoForeign]

Want a smooch?

[𝙏𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙. | NOT @WheelerYuta @DemiseOfTheSane]

Yawn.

[The Galaxies Champion. ≛ NOT @CallMeKris @ATouchSoForeign]

Baddest girl in the club.

[The Galaxies Champion. ≛ NOT @CallMeKris @ATouchSoForeign]

Is that a smile?!

[The Galaxies Champion. ≛ NOT @CallMeKris @ATouchSoForeign]

I think he should marry me. Just saying.

[The Galaxies Champion. ≛ NOT @CallMeKris @ATouchSoForeign]

Baddest girl in the club.

[The Galaxies Champion. ≛ NOT @CallMeKris @ATouchSoForeign]

Why not?

[𝙏𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙. | NOT @WheelerYuta @DemiseOfTheSane]

You know I'm not going to.

[The Galaxies Champion. ≛ NOT @CallMeKris @ATouchSoForeign]

Actually, pretend I didn’t say that.

[The Galaxies Champion. ≛ NOT @CallMeKris @ATouchSoForeign]

Maybe I want to adopt you? Or take you home?

[𝙏𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙. | NOT @WheelerYuta @DemiseOfTheSane]

Why would you do that?

[The Galaxies Champion. ≛ NOT @CallMeKris @ATouchSoForeign]

I —.

What if I gave them that sign?

[𝙏𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙. | NOT @WheelerYuta @DemiseOfTheSane]

Someone in the crowd wants to adopt me.

[The Galaxies Champion. ≛ NOT @CallMeKris @ATouchSoForeign]

A damn star if you ask me.

[VALLEY OF DEATH .ᐟ┊PARODY @LoveOfToxicity]

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there is no hope of love for me.
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[The Galaxies Champion. ≛ NOT @CallMeKris @ATouchSoForeign]

What happens /IF/ I do?

[𝙏𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙. | NOT @WheelerYuta @DemiseOfTheSane]

So.. when exactly are you going to stop pretending you hate me?

[The Galaxies Champion. ≛ NOT @CallMeKris @ATouchSoForeign]

SMOOCH YOU!

[𝙏𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙. | NOT @WheelerYuta @DemiseOfTheSane]

Okay, now say it with your chest.

[The Galaxies Champion. ≛ NOT @CallMeKris @ATouchSoForeign]

Among other things, but that’s not the point.

[The Galaxies Champion. ≛ NOT @CallMeKris @ATouchSoForeign]

****** you.

[𝙏𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙. | NOT @WheelerYuta @DemiseOfTheSane]

Go on, finish it.

[The Galaxies Champion. ≛ NOT @CallMeKris @ATouchSoForeign]

I could —. You know what, never mind.

[𝙏𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙. | NOT @WheelerYuta @DemiseOfTheSane]

Joey Tribbiani is my spirit animal.

[The Galaxies Champion. ≛ NOT @CallMeKris @ATouchSoForeign]

Kind of miss you.

Kind of don’t.

[The Galaxies Champion. ≛ NOT @CallMeKris @ATouchSoForeign]

Maybe we do still have something in common.

[𝙏𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙. | NOT @WheelerYuta @DemiseOfTheSane]

Binging Friends and my god, Ross Geller is the worst person, literally ever.

[The Galaxies Champion. ≛ NOT @CallMeKris @ATouchSoForeign]

A few more compliments like that and maybe I’d forgive you.

[𝙏𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙. | NOT @WheelerYuta @DemiseOfTheSane]

Well, yeah. I have eyes and I'm not an idiot.

[The Galaxies Champion. ≛ NOT @CallMeKris @ATouchSoForeign]

Y-you think I’m gorgeous?

[𝙏𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙. | NOT @WheelerYuta @DemiseOfTheSane]

I don't think I stuttered.