Ali Zaidi

GMU '17

[Ali Zaidi @AtoZaidi]

Listening to ayatul kursi during finals

[Bilal Farooqui @bilalfarooqui]

Our D.C. office building got a security robot. It drowned itself.

We were promised flying cars, instead we got suicidal robots.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Day of shame in Congress. Protections for pre-existing conditions, mental health, maternity care, addiction services -- all gone.

[MPAC @mpac_national]

https://t.co/2f9U21zdqM

[Ali Zaidi @AtoZaidi]

@hamnaaaahmad 😷😷😷

[Ali Zaidi @AtoZaidi]

Me when I try and get Hirshorn Tickets and they sell out in 5 seconds

[Senator Bob Menendez @SenatorMenendez]

Hey Republicans, don't worry, that burn is covered under the Affordable Care Act

[Ali Zaidi @AtoZaidi]

@urwaimran don't lie where's your manz tho 👀😂

[Ali Zaidi @AtoZaidi]

@hamnaaaahmad thanks fam

[Ali Zaidi @AtoZaidi]

This is why I think twitter is mad dumb 😑 https://t.co/6Y9rSmM1py

[Ma3soob enthusiast🔻 @_40ball]

When a shia tries to enter jannah https://t.co/TmJtGCr4Sg

[Ali Zaidi @AtoZaidi]

Looks better than I do at 22 😩 https://t.co/nYpSSPxLds

[connor @cxnnnor]

she looks 22 😍

[Keith Ellison @keithellison]

Our schools & universities get the axe in @realDonaldTrump’s budget. Financial aid, school programs, public education – all cut.

[Ali Zaidi @AtoZaidi]

@xsalmonskinroll not surprised 😂😭

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

TSA agent (checking my ID): "Hawk, like that skateboarder Tony Hawk!"
Me: exactly
Her: "Cool, I wonder what he's up to these days"
Me: this