Top 5 Coping Mechanisms after Losing To Philadelphia
1. Mock fans “classless, illiterate, etc”
2. Disparage city itself “trash, crime, etc”
3. Blame officiating or injuries
4. Tout your teams titles from long ago
5. Mention how easily the next opponent will beat us
The most shocking thing about this is that Trump falling asleep in public at the age of 79 is a very regular occurrence, and yet the same journalists that tweeted weekly about Biden’s age & fitness just don’t really care