@empt

life is always hard, it treats you like nothing

[@empt @Attempt455011]

But who will marry these girls who drink alcohol and party 🥳?

[@empt @Attempt455011]

But who will marry these girls who drink alcohol and party 🥳?

[Ngazekof @Mghazake]

From what I have seen happen in Olkalau I can assure you UDA candidate will win with a landslide victory.

Hii ni unga 10kg na mafuta na sukari,unapita ukichukua.

[B*STYLES @BSTYLES00]

Up and grateful
Thank you lord for another chance
Good morning winners

[Dr. SSESINDE ZABULONI @zabuloni48327]

After deporting the lead council @MarthaKarua, abducting torturing and imprisoning the co-lead council @EriasLukwago, injustice Baguma has kept a dead eye on all those and ruled that the state should assign the accused lawyers. East Africa federation should wait depending on this

[@empt @Attempt455011]

@SenelwaTumiso Very very beautiful indeed

[Tumiso senelwa🇰🇪 @SenelwaTumiso]

Our beautiful city

[Omwami🇰🇪 @TheGreatOmwami]

Good morning friends and frauds 🌞✨
Let's make today count📌

[@empt @Attempt455011]

@SenelwaTumiso Madam fitness, you good

[Tumiso senelwa🇰🇪 @SenelwaTumiso]

My favourite kind of therapy ✌️🧘‍♀️

[Alanoh☆ @miheso_alan1]

Give us this day our daily bread

[Fadhili 059🇰🇪 @Fadhili_254]

Prayer of a Tweep Every Morning

Dear Lord,

As I open this app, please let my tweets age well. Protect me from screenshots, quote-tweets, and opinions I didn't ask for.

Deliver me from typing "just one reply" and ending up in a 6-hour debate.
Bless my mutuals, forgive my typos, and may my jokes land on the right side of the timeline.

If my tweet goes viral, let it be for the right reasons. If it flops, let me find the strength to delete it and pretend it never happened.

And Lord, if I must trend today, let it be with followers, not enemies. In the name of Wi-Fi, battery life, and common sense..

🙏 Amen.

[Blackman @Blackman_Mind]

Good morning friends of Blackman have a great Tuesday .

[ʟᴇɢᴇɴᴅ ᴛ 🚜🧢 @Tweetbylegendt]

Tuesday inspiration

5 Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square, Rome.

The first man tells his friends,

“My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father”.

The second Catholic man chirps,

“My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him “Your Lordship”

The third Catholic gent says,
“My son is an Archbishop. When he walks into a room people call him “Your Grace”

The fourth Catholic gent says,

“My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says “Your Eminence”.”

The fifth Catholic man says very proudly,

“My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him “Your Holiness”.”

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the five men gave her a subtle, “Well…?”

She proudly replies, “I have a daughter,

Slim,

Tall,

Very very beautiful,

38D breast,

24″ waist and

34” hips.
When she walks into a room, people say,

*“My God!"*

[ʟᴇɢᴇɴᴅ ᴛ 🚜🧢 @Tweetbylegendt]

Good Morning, Today bold headlines on the local dailies

[GrieyKing🎭 @GrieyKing]

Top of the morning 😊, what's your view ti's morning 🌅

[Kate🪔 @LadyKatln]

Up and grateful👌Where are you tweeting from

Good morning friends of Madam Kate 🤎

[Henry Kasibante @henrykasibante]

Good morning, and Happy Tuesday! 🌄

Rise up and own this day!✨ Just like this bold soul standing tall against the sunrise, every challenge is just another peak waiting for us to conquer.💪

[S.H.O.N🦋 @QuinSaysHi]

May the things you’ve been praying for start finding their way to you.

Happy Tuesday ❤️

[Leah @finest_leah06]

Good morning 🌄🌞
New day
New opportunity to build your x account
Stay grounded

[Malcom @ThyMalcolms]

Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen 🌻✨