Attention Idiots

Raising awareness of idiocy around the globe one tweet at a time.

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To warrant putting "lol" at the end of a tweet at least check there is some vague essence of humour in it first.

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Ah your train ticket it goes in the slot, no, not there, the ticket shaped slot, it's yeah, almost just...HOW ARE YOU GETTING THIS SO WRONG?

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Hot in London isn't it? Hot enough that fat men should walk down the street topless? No, never, stop that.

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I think what you've done there is confused LOL with a full stop.

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"I can't even". What? Finish your sentence? #Idiot

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Nothing like the sad loss of human life to bring out all the idiots on Twitter.

[Chris Mayo @Chris_Mayo]

You shouldn't be protecting your tweets, you should be taking them out in the back garden and shooting them in the face.

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"I might cut my hair". This information is of no use to anyone.

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Sorry, not sorry? How about just "not sorry" because that makes fucking sense.

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Ok, so, can we agree to stop saying "pictures"? We all know what the cinema is by now.

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Ok, gather round everyone, everyone here? Ok, so, "your" means belonging to you and "you're" is short for you are. Sorted? Right, GOOD.

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Going to the cinema? Like talking? STEP AWAY FROM THE CINEMA.

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Going to see something? Great, stop asking Twitter if it's any good, YOU WILL FIND OUT WHEN YOU SEE IT.

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Walking down the road reading a book? NO

[Chris Mayo @Chris_Mayo]

Pretty sure #katiehopkins "children" are just a mop and bucket with a face on. She's clearly insane. #ThisMorning

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Ironically the lives of people who say "fuck my life" are in fact, already fucked.

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People that say "hiccough" instead of "hiccup". No no.

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“@AHughes17: @RealDMitchell You spelt 'you're' wrong. You think your so clever aswell haha” Um...

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“@AZEALIABANKS: Anti-bullying is so dumb. Teach your kids how to fight.” *RED ALERT*

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We had a little trip away, but we're back, exposing the idiots again. Sorry you had to suffer alone!