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[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

THE. SITTING. PRESIDENT. OF. THE. UNITED. STATES. GOT. HIS. ACCOUNTS. CLOSED. FOR. MONEY. LAUNDERING. AND. IT'S. BARELY. NEWS.

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

A girl was streaming and her cat started reading the chat

[WrestleTalk @WrestleTalk_TV]

The official announcement trailer for The Hood in Marvel Rivals, voiced by current WWE Tag Team Champion Damian Priest!

[delulu @welchmeyer]

guys i don’t care if USPS lost your package once or whatever. if we lose USPS it will impact so. many. people. negatively.

it’s the ONLY program we have required to deliver to EVERY address.

[Damian Priest @ArcherOfInfamy]

Honored to voice The Hood in @MarvelRivals! Available August 7. #Wepa

[Jean-Claude Damn Van™ (commentary) @ChaosAgent_42]

BREAKING:

The agile, athletic, 6'3" and 215 pound champ just collapsed under the weight of his own bullshit.

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

Man I really hate how much China is influencing our elections…

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

transphobic man wearing a face full of bronzer advertises new hormone replacement therapy options for cisgender male troops. everything is gender

[mad tsai @MadTsai]

parasites in our vegetables, data centers poisoning the water, flock cameras being built on every block, ICE agents killing people left and right… fuck donald trump and anyone who voted for him

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

life before this tweet:

[maK 🔻 @TheyThemItalian]

she's being too nice

[Quel P. @QuelPhew77]

He should be in prison for raping that woman

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴���🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

The fact that you can be brain dead and still be a Republican Senator is very on brand for the entire party.

[palki 🌹 @themeasuredtake]

‼️🚨 Hasan Piker challenges Mitch McConnell to deny their affair: “I was sexting him last night. Go ahead, Mitch. Deny the relationship if you can. Oh really, you got a problem? Deny it. He can’t.”

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

“well if we start removing politicians accused of sexual assault, we’d have to remove most of them...”

YES. THAT’S HOW ACCOUNTABILITY WORKS.

NOT HAVING RAPISTS IN OUR GOVERNMENT SHOULD BE THE BARE. F*CKING. MINIMUM. 🤡

[Doktor Ross Sewage MD @sewage666]

friendly reminder: they never paid the lady who snitched on luigi and she was fired from her job

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell. we had phone sex.

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 BREAKING: Funding for Planned Parenthood has officially been restored, as Republican ban expires.