Angela Tuffnell

Retired 60 something

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@Rose_Marie_Holt @carryonkeith 😊😊

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@monicabeharding Gaza isn’t the UK’s responsibility. Millions of £s have been given in aid over many years. Sadly Hamas doesn’t choose to give that aid to its people 😢

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@Rose_Marie_Holt @carryonkeith Got it in 3 actually so….

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@piersmorgan That is awful

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@Rose_Marie_Holt @carryonkeith It is slang

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@RichardChry9 @carryonkeith That made me chuckle 🤣

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@labourlewis Oh do give it a rest you gullible idiot

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@harryfisherEMTP You are a very silly man. Your unborn child deserves so much better.

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@JamesMelville The man’s a dangerous lunatic!

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Brilliant 🤶🥂🤣

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

Anybody get stressed about Christmas Dinner ? Read this from a butcher,

I’ve pinched this, but it’s fab!!

😂Just in case anyone is stressing about Christmas Day..............! 😂
Here's my top tip
🎄Christmas Dinner....
I have concluded that the inevitable stress of Christmas dinner is created by adverts, supermarkets and TV chefs...
It's a Sunday dinner for goodness sake!!!
The only difference is that you are allowed to open a bottle of wine before you open the kitchen curtains. 🍷🍷🍷

🙄We do it quite happily 51 weeks of the year but can we the consumers be trusted to manage by ourselves on one day of the year...apparently not!
Here goes...💓

1. Turkey... It's a big fecking chicken that's all, 20 minutes per lb plus 20 minutes at 180 degrees - jobs a good un! Get yourselves a meat thermometer £3 off the Internet poke it in the offending bird if it says 75 degrees or over its cooked!👏🏼

2. Stuffing - regardless of what Jamie Oliver says you do NOT need 2lbs of shoulder of pork, onions breadcrumbs,pine nuts and a shit load of fresh herbs to make stuffing....( no fecking wonder he's bankrupt if thats what he spends to make stuffing!)😜
What you need is Paxo and a kettle!! If you wanna liven it up squeeze 3 sausages out of their skins and mix that in with your Paxo before cooking 😉.

3. Gravy - Jamie Oliver is copping for this one aswell....
Bisto Jamie.... All you need is Bisto!
I ( nor anyone else I know) has got time on Christmas Eve to piss about roasting chicken wings and vegetables, adding stock and flour,cooking it for another half hour, mashing it all up with a potato masher and then straining the whole sorry mess to make gravy 😠😠😠

4. Vegetables...🍆 Never mind faffing round shredding sprouts and frying them with bacon and chestnuts to make them more palatable... If you don't like them don't buy and cook the fecking things!! If your family only eats frozen peas then that's good enough!

5. Roast potatoes... Yes I par boil mine then roast them in goose fat but Aunt Bessie also does the same 😉.

6. Trimmings /Christmas pudding and the like.... Aldi or Lidl!
(oh and while we're on the subject of pudding- if birds custard is what your family likes on the wretched thing then that's fine - you do not need brandy butter /rum sauce etc or anything else that costs a fecking fortune and takes 2 hours to make!)

7. Family....
Children.. Feed the little blighters first separately, if they only want turkey with tomato sauce - fine leave em to it, it doesn't matter. Once they are fed bugger them off to play with their Christmas presents so that YOU can enjoy your dinner in Peace!

Adults... Anyone that can manage to get their sorry arse to your dinner table is also capable of helping to serve up/ sort the kids out/ clear the table /wash up /dry up etc.

And Finally.....
NO ONE.... And I mean no one APART FROM THE COOK IS ALLOWED TO GET PISSED AND FALL ASLEEP BEFORE THE WASHING UP IS DONE!!!
Rant over 😂
🎄Merry Christmas!🎄

Cheers 🍷🍷🍷 Getting you all in the mood.

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@MarinaPurkiss Because not all MPs are gullible fools!

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@Ed_Miliband Oh foxtrot off!

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@ZackPolanski @SheffieldGreens I think those voters may have more pressing issues in their own constituencies you 🤡

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@geohollifield That’s the thing though a lot aren’t disabled at all!

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@johnmcdonnellMP Predicable that you’re already whining 🙄
The majority of people in this country think this is long overdue! But of course the extreme left won’t like it because they want everything for nothing 🙄🙄

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@_ConnieShaw FFS!!! What on earth is this country coming to?!!! Get a grip!

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@jjessicur It’s not income though is it. Income means you’ve earned it! It’s a benefit.

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@av4kaa Aren’t most people nervous and anxious going to a job interview?’ I know I was. It’s important for your self worth to get a job. And frankly the tax payer shouldn’t be funding you because you’re anxious!!

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@MrTCHarris The man’s an imposter