extremely boring

I’m simply #⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝ a caricature of what a twitter account may look like.

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don’t copy me dude what the heck

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Remind yourself that you’re not the center of the universe. Take time to consider others today and be patient, knowing that they’ve developed their own trauma which determines their perspective and actions.

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We used to be bros 👬

Now we’re anti-bros 🙍‍♂️🙎‍♂️

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time is no longer on my side uh oh let’s kick this into gear ha

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i am selling 1 pure souls for the simple power of indestructibility so if any demons or satan want to make a deal hmu im up rn

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hey girl awww i’m sorry did i hurt those tiny feelings again im sorry normally i don’t stay up this late

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what the hell is even that??

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just regretfully jacked off

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i’m hooked on who i used to be i gotta stop jackin off i used to jack off less

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easy peazy laugh my ass off again at you (me)

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i am in possession of this

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don’t say “merry christmas” i do not care what day it is and i don’t feed into your instant gratification, capitalist agenda

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people seem to think i’m smart but i’m really just chill as f and that basically translates into fluid thinking and problem solving all the time rock on you motherfucker suck this dick

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no one knows what the fuck i'm talking about it's sweet

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tell your nearest bitch ass white boy that you love em

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really hot porn (follow me)

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my evil plan is unfolding perfectly

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let me look that up on my deckstop

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kinda sucks this twitter is basically just 4 porn now