AUBREY

it’d be a lot cooler if you did

[es·sen·tial @twinquotes_]

the relationship between me & black clothes is a love story that can’t be explained

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

me when the doordash person knocks instead of just leaving the food there

[sarah @heavenbrat]

being a capricorn isnt enough i want horns sticking out of my head

[AUBREY @AubreyProbst]

@krebs_becca @CortanTrump @avry969 Hahahah

[Hana Michels (same on all platforms) @HanaMichels]

Why is being a girlfriend just apologizing for not having seen movies

[Queso @djbitchtits]

I may have made my bed too comfortable.

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

A wise lawyer named Elle Woods once pointed out that every ejaculation not seeking an egg could be considered reckless abandonment and I just think maybe Texas should take a look at that one

[Mutheleo @Muhasaaa]

Looking cute in the passenger seat while giving wrong directions >>>

[holistic mami✨ @LeArielleSimone]

Sometimes I feel so weird explaining to someone how inconsiderate they were in a situation. It’s like if you didn’t feel yourself wildin, idk what’s left to say.

[Jennaclaire @jennaaclaire]

how I go to sleep at night

[squirt cobain @gigalatta]

y’all couldn’t tell me NOTHIN when pretty girl rock first came out

[Sahlt @AlyciaTyre]

I fell in love with doing my own thing

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

venmo a woman $500 today