Mala🌸

Her

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Seems like a good time to remind everyone that the United States Women's National Soccer Team has won 4 World Cups.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

job shaming is so lame. everybody is just trying to survive.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Work beef is so unnecessary like just do your job 😭

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

currently in my "???" era, because wtf is happening???

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Holiday weekends are PROOF we can have 4 day work weeks and get the same amount of work done.

[S̲uper H̲uman A̲utomated Y̲odeler @_indica_sky]

i’m like if a corpse was high-functioning

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

it's barely tuesday & i've already gone through every single human emotion this week

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

not only is it not Friday, its not even Thursday

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

This is needs to become federal law. I stand by this 100000%

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

“You look happier”

Thanks, I’m on PTO

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

maybe putting a 4th caffeinated drink into my anxiety riddled body will help there's really no way to know

[໊ @wandasattorney]

cancel the event

[becca @becagawl]

“are you free after work?”

me after work:

[jezz @JezziiB]

Tampons are taxed.
Abortion is illegal.
IVF is under threat.
But Vıagra is covered by insurance.
Being a woman is exhausting.

[alien @alienincrisis]

i have been accidentally becoming someone for a while now

[yas 🇦🇷 @mikowssup]

???!?!?!! I have no words

[zae @itszaeok]

rue in these same damn converse

[solé @layxsnv]

them : “ wyd tonight ? 👀 “

me : ITS EUPHORIA SUNDAY 💋

[lou ꕤ dnd: late checkout @_flowerp0t]

if her plan is to seduce me it’s working