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ER nurse. Pitbull advocate.

[Aubs @aubsRN]

#ItMightNotBeAnEmergency if your child is "vomiting all day" but there's a positive cheetos sign #gtfo #vomitseverything #exceptcheetos

[Aubs @aubsRN]

@bred_in_captvty @klokbebe @jane_ives11 It's got a white cover not a blue one...🤣 and was published a year earlier before they realized only a specific 'audience' would read it 🤣

[kelsey gamble @kindofsquishy]

Kids who grew up "academically gifted" are now anxious adults who have thousands of abandoned hobbies and spiral into self hate whenever they make basic mistakes, or they are doctors

There is no in between

[Aubs @aubsRN]

@wifemomfuturemd As a nurse in the ER the baby lullaby is a bright reminder of a new life often in a pit of death and sickness. We cheer to it; personally it makes my shifts better.

[Aubs @aubsRN]

@ARadDocDates

[Aubs @aubsRN]

💯😷

[Aubs @aubsRN]

Even if it was the face mask's fault for the pimple in the first place...🤣

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

If you won’t wear a mask to prevent infection, then at least wear one because it’s sexy as hell

[Ernst @uncle_ernst]

Testing the kid’s patience! #fruitsnackchallenge

[ER 💩 Magnet, BSN RN CEN @ERshitmagnet]

Charge: “we have removed all cleaning wipes from patient rooms. They’re now locked in the closet and only charge has the keys. Apparently they’re being stolen by patients/staff. I dunno.”

Co-nurse: “I miss the old days where people were stealing Percocets.”

[Aubs @aubsRN]

When the President of your hospital walks thru the ER and hears you talk about cookies and cookies show up 30 minutes later. 😍 The good keeps you going! #cookies #covid19 #thankyou

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

I can't speak for House, obviously - no one's written clever words for me to say - but I'm pretty sure he'd tell you it's not a matter of 'solving' Covid. This is an epidemic, not a diagnostic problem. We solve it together by staying apart.

[Aubs @aubsRN]

Bandanas are for big headed pitbulls not healthcare workers. #GetMePPE

[RN Meets World @RNMeetsWorld]

I’d trade a lot for a regular ol’ short staffed, full moon, flu season, packed lobby Monday night In the ER right now.

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

I have been informed by a relative who is a middle school teacher that students are now referring to coronavirus as the “boomer remover”

[Aubs @aubsRN]

@andrieiwasa Oooo me me! That's me!🙋‍♀️

[Mariners PR @MarinersPR]

Statement from the Seattle Mariners on Governor Jay Inslee’s community strategies to combat the spread of COVID19:

Read: https://t.co/cfFZntQA5b

[Jeremy Faust MD MS (ER physician) @jeremyfaust]

Dear Everyone,
The reason South Korea has so many cases isn’t that they prevented spread.

It’s that they *detected* the spread.

They tested hundreds of thousands of people, including asymptomatic + mild cases.

That’s HOW you do it.

Their death rate (0.6%) is a better estimate

[Aubs @aubsRN]

Me 💯😂

[ER 💩 Magnet, BSN RN CEN @ERshitmagnet]

How the fuck do some nurses come to work with a full set of makeup WITH lashes and I barely walk into work with my underwear facing the right way