aubrey trainwreck

star of the stage, virtuoso of vocals, siren of sophistication

[adam patla @apat10]

This should’ve ran for years with incredible legendary casting in the main roles 😭

[Jay Shetty @jayshetty]

"Why aren't you married yet?" with Emma Watson

[“jakeypoo” @24hrheadlock]

me and my hags knowing we have to kiss each other for the nth year in a row at midnight tonight

[gabrielle @legitimatetiger]

centuries of women before me have yearned to taste the freedom i get to experience nowadays by being able to say no to marriage/children and choose my own path with full agency, and i will never take that for granted. they live through me

[Covie @covie_93]

If you see anyone not mourning the death of Robert Redford the way you would like them to please call their employer and get them fired!

[The Nation @thenation]

Charlie Kirk was an unrepentant racist, transphobe, homophobe, and misogynist who often wrapped his bigotry in Bible verses because there was no other way to pretend that it was morally correct.
https://t.co/Qv5TsM8AXy

[aubrey trainwreck @AubsT97]

was I supposed to think “very me” every time Mary spoke…@ohmaryplay @JinkxMonsoon

[staid @staidindoors]

each word of this tweet more upsetting than the last

[aubrey trainwreck @AubsT97]

google commercial played in the middle of the AMC movie trailers and whole theater booed lmfao

[Nkay @carlella1]

If misogyny is truly a turn-off for you, there won't be that many men to sleep with and it's not purity culture when women are selective about sleeping with this type of men, even casually.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

what if the male loneliness epidemic has something to do with the way straight men act

[just twon @twonthehog]

And so I wondered, if God could find his chosen one in Chicago, could I?

[kenzie xcx 🦋 @kenzie__xcx]

my turn to speak on a work call

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

What the hell does this mean? You idiots campaigned with the Cheney family. You have anti abortion dems in your caucus. You are already too big of a tent to meaningfully take a stand on any issue. This is just “real centrism hasn’t been tried” for the thousandth time.

[mikal bridges' jorts @waystarroyhoe]

the integration of AI into everything. I'm never touching grok. Why is this bitch gemini in my google slides? ask AI on IG...like can y'all leave me alone omg...

[aubrey trainwreck @AubsT97]

Can you practice what you preach
Greased up deaf guy and stewie

[toe, lover (living) @carobunga]

People killin people dyin
Peter Lois meg and Brian

[aubrey trainwreck @AubsT97]

Demi Moore’s tethered

[aubrey trainwreck @AubsT97]

@salemwigtrials Mine’s just gonna be the scream cast again I fear

[aubrey trainwreck @AubsT97]

@salemwigtrials Oh I do that like every single day I thought it was a special wrapped lmaooo 😔