Aubrey Kelley

@columbialaw ‘23 | KY → NYC | 606 | she/her

[Aubrey Kelley @AubTheProb]

My tweets are always terrible and should be ignored at every given time

[Aubrey Kelley @AubTheProb]

The love letter in question: #debate2024

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!

[Aubrey Kelley @AubTheProb]

@DoorDash_Help

[Aubrey Kelley @AubTheProb]

@DoorDash what the heck, I have to pay for completely ruined food? Greedy and terrible service.

[Aubrey Kelley @AubTheProb]

@noah_moore18 “I paid for free speech” is an oxymoron if I’ve ever heard one

[Aubrey Kelley @AubTheProb]

@noah_moore18 Okay but seriously I am racking my brain trying to understand why making a sign out of a binder would cross anyone’s mind?? This alone renders all of this woman’s opinions invalid. Case (binder) closed.

[Aubrey Kelley @AubTheProb]

@ScottJenningsKY When someone becomes more informed on a topic and changes their mind instead of stubbornly holding onto misguided beliefs 😳

[Aubrey Kelley @AubTheProb]

@KYGOP Don’t people have the first amendment right to protest?? Oh right. I forgot children stop being “people” as soon as they leave the womb

[Aubrey Kelley @AubTheProb]

@jamesthomas_UK Oh but kids aren’t people, don’t you see. Children stop being “people” as soon as they leave the womb

[Aubrey Kelley @AubTheProb]

Y’all need to fire whatever poor college kid you have running your social media bc unfortunately y’all are showing your a$$es

[Republican Party of Kentucky @KYGOP]

Isn’t today a school day? Why aren’t our kids in school? Our kids struggle to read and do math, but Andy Beshear and Jason Glass are allowing school districts to send kids to Frankfort to protest Republican legislation – and they are paying for it!

[Aubrey Kelley @AubTheProb]

Oh no!! Kids learning how to use their voices to participate in the political process and speak on policies that will directly affect them! We, the GOP must stop them immediately !!

[Republican Party of Kentucky @KYGOP]

Isn’t today a school day? Why aren’t our kids in school? Our kids struggle to read and do math, but Andy Beshear and Jason Glass are allowing school districts to send kids to Frankfort to protest Republican legislation – and they are paying for it!

[Aubrey Kelley @AubTheProb]

@ssjlink403

[Aubrey Kelley @AubTheProb]

If “guns don’t kill people, people do” then why not give everyone access to the nuclear codes if they can afford it? Let everyone own a tank? Or can we admit that some weapons are more dangerous than others and should be regulated accordingly

[Aubrey Kelley @AubTheProb]

@ssjlink403 Bestie. I’m saying let’s work on gun control for semi automatic weapons. Let’s work on our reading comprehension in the future ok 🫡

[Aubrey Kelley @AubTheProb]

@ssjlink403 Okay fine control pistols too 🤷‍♀️ what is your point

[Aubrey Kelley @AubTheProb]

@ssjlink403 Well for starters, one is a semi automatic weapon and can fire significantly more rounds per minute, vastly increasing it’s killing capacity.

[Aubrey Kelley @AubTheProb]

What is the “top” of a slice of pizza