Ron's Johnson

When I'm not at the mall selling fine stereo equipment, you can find me having coitus in a graffiti covered little league dugout

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@Keir_Starmer

[Tom Six @tom_six]

If all goes according to the masterplan, next week it’s raining news #TEOTS 🏴‍☠️

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@GrossOldCunt

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@goodboisweeneys

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@NYGovPress And somehow you've become even LESS likeable...

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

Dear @GovKathyHochul and @NYCMayor,

Would you like to work together on behalf of the legal law-abiding taxpayer to help stop fraud in New York?

Or are you going to attack the person who has saved America billions of dollars once again?
https://t.co/lo2lOG9gLT

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Illegal alien Jorge Luis Martinez-Ulloa reportedly kidnapped and R*PED a child under the age of 12 in Kentucky.

Did you meet with the victim’s family?

[Anthony Cumia @AnthonyCumia]

Even being deceased I bet he starts a fight on the plane.

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@GavinNewsom Lying swine...

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@AnthonyCumia Gee, color me surprised...

[ALX 🇺🇸 @alx]

All my life, I’ve been waiting for a Muslim from Uganda to tell me what it means to be an American.

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@kingofalldicks1 @CardiffElect @chadzumock My previous tweet sucked but I'm gonna leave it here as a lesson to myself...

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@kingofalldicks1 @CardiffElect @chadzumock A woman IS installing it.

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@MarioBojic

[sickpuppy @chaimarieee]

if you’re a man and you suck your drinks through a straw, you might as well wear a maid outfit with thigh high socks as i peg you sweetly and i whisper “shh it’s ok, mommy will take care of you”

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I just saw that Entenmanns discontinued their original crumb coffee cake. I guess that's why I can never find it. Go fuck yourselves, @Entenmanns

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@NYCMayor Go away.

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@nypost Worst imported product of all-time

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

The coolest closer entrance was Kent Tekulve coming out to “Rubberband Man” 🔥

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@TheAngryHonky