Pucci Lavmin

Hello, pleasure to meet your acquaintance, I, Pucci, am a master detective
/ Parody account, thanks spike chunsoft!
credits to @The_chief04 for blue Pucci

[Pucci Lavmin @Audial_Apt]

//"𝐍𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲'𝐬 𝐬𝐚𝐟𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈, 𝐏𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢, 𝐚𝐦 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝."
I guess my portrayal on the girl! It will be very head canon based... Since well, but I'll also try to remain canon, I may also insert her onto other games!//

[Pucci Lavmin @Audial_Apt]

@MastcrDetective "...
Have you ever wished to have a knowledge of what being 'dummy thicc' entails?"

[Pucci Lavmin @Audial_Apt]

@DetectiveNr1 "... I, Pucci, have grown to have a personal distaste for Kanai Ward as a concept and whole."
[Rain was something akin to a direct torture delivered to her ears.]
"So to answer as profusely as I, Pucci, am allowed to.
No. I, Pucci, am not."

[Pucci Lavmin @Audial_Apt]

@MastcrDetective "...
...
W-who told you that
D-Do you even know what it means?"

[Pucci Lavmin @Audial_Apt]

@MastcrDetective "Because... Of how I, Pucci, am?
...
I, Pucci, simply don't find myself enjoying pleasantries.
Someone like me should be able to tell you about the amount of worth most of them have.
Filler, of conversations. Makes my job harder."

[Pucci Lavmin @Audial_Apt]

@MastcrDetective "....
I, Pucci, would guess both...
Silence when you are born with an ear like mine is nothing short of a blessing.
And especially with the right person to spend said blessing...
Then again silence is nothing but a distant dream for me."

[Pucci Lavmin @Audial_Apt]

@MastcrDetective "Lucky?
...
...
Well ... I guess I'd ...
I, Pucci, would like having someone to be silent with.
...
"
[A red tint was already colouring up her cheeks, she didn't really think of herself as a self on its own, due to that she herself didn't know much about herself.]

[Pucci Lavmin @Audial_Apt]

@MastcrDetective "Do you think so?
I, Pucci, haven't given it much thought, yet it's also because it isn't crucial, work is paramount, the truth is absolute, and what doesn't direct to one or the other doesn't have much use to a detective."

[Pucci Lavmin @Audial_Apt]

@MastcrDetective "... Understood.
I, Pucci, have no preferences in the matters of genders nor am I in the dating market to begin with.
But respecting one another is the usual key for any bureaucratic procedure, so I, Pucci, shall give you nothing but the utmost respect for doing so."

[Pucci Lavmin @Audial_Apt]

@MastcrDetective "... Pardon me?
What does someone's sexuality have to do with anything?
I, Pucci, do not comprehend it."

[Pucci Lavmin @Audial_Apt]

"I have been doing that.
It's really hard to keep my sense of self while not wearing them.

I apologise in advance if I may not be of use.'

[❶ @DetectiveNr1]

"𝐈 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭..."

"𝐌𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐦𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐞'𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞..."

[Pucci Lavmin @Audial_Apt]

"It is both a constant perforation of my ear drums and a slight reprieve of people's constant speech.
I wouldn't recommend my forte to be used in such conditions."

[❶ @DetectiveNr1]

"𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐡, 𝐈'𝐦 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐞..."

"𝐈𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡. 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭?"

[Pucci Lavmin @Audial_Apt]

"Such is the constant climate commonly found on Kanai Ward."

[❶ @DetectiveNr1]

"𝐑𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝, 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞, 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧..."

[Pucci Lavmin @Audial_Apt]

@Mag1cDetective It's not as if I, Pucci, had any say on my development, but alas. I, Pucci, would prefer if you kept your worries to the other two, my case is certainly smaller.

[Pucci Lavmin @Audial_Apt]

@Mag1cDetective ... Worry not, I, Pucci, don't care about what she says about me, it's not like her words had any real bite, she just called me ugly, dumb
And called my body underdeveloped
Why would I, Pucci, care...
[She did, in fact, care, but she wasn't going to say it]

[Pucci Lavmin @Audial_Apt]

@Mag1cDetective What he said? Who?

[Pucci Lavmin @Audial_Apt]

@The_chief04 Like outside Pucci is right now
"I, Pucci see...''
On the inside
"You get what you deserve, idiot."//

[Pucci Lavmin @Audial_Apt]

@The_chief04 Like imagine just being concerned for your friend (who you may or may not have developing romantic feelings for) and then due to being concerned they instantly assume your feelings and insult you, like I would be mad//

[Pucci Lavmin @Audial_Apt]

@Mag1cDetective Worry not, as long as you keep your drive to try and get the truth I, Pucci, will always remain by your side.

[Pucci Lavmin @Audial_Apt]

@Mag1cDetective ... Well, I, Pucci, think of you as a colleague, a friend even, it's true that I have a lot of fondness to you, after all you were one of the easier to deal with detectives at the agency, and I, Pucci, care about you, as a friend of course.