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[Audio @AudioAujom]

anyone else moan while they shit

[Mark @markiplier]

Manager Ben called me before I read this article to ‘apologize’ for him being quoted so much in support of me and what I do.

Please give this article love and embarrass Ben for his unending kind and/or aggressive support.

[V 🖤 @arkangeljoy]

I fear that only Andrew Garfield could pull off the levels of homoeroticism needed for a Spideypool movie

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

Please understand - you can care about Palestine AND what will happen to you if Trump wins. It is not selfish to want to be okay.

I cannot believe i have to fucking say this.

[Green Day @GreenDay]

American Idiot turns a whole 20 years old this year, and you know they've cracked open the vaults for a very special 20th Anniversary Deluxe Edition that comes out on October 25th.

Pre-order now https://t.co/RhgbmrF0cB 💣💥

[Joey ||➡16 Y/O⬅ @spinningwannabe]

Sonic and Shadow are exes in walmart lore

[Erika Ishii @erikaishii]

Now in the witching hours between Asian History Month and Pride, Gaysians are at our most powerful.

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

A Twitter Play, in two acts.

[Simon Rosenberg @SimonWDC]

Please share this video far and wide. Trump has said that people under “felony indictment” should not be allowed to run for President.

[Lee Konstantinou @LKonstan]

A great sitcom premise.

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

Somehow coconut is the funniest part of this

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

Google's new AI search results are having quite the week. Here's a thread with some of my favorite answers:

[reina :3 @ AX day 1-2 @tarantunya]

witnessed the shortest date known to man in the coffee shop

guy: “so what are you into :)”
girl: “oh! I’m really into hatsune miku! she’s a vocaloid, a voice synth-“
guy: “that’s lame”

so she went ahead, paid at the counter, and said “you can have my coffee” then left

[Ethan M. Aldridge @EthanMAldridge]

This is a really common question, probably because the library/author relationship can seem pretty opaque from the outside. But libraries do benefit authors! A lot! Here’s how-

[bug girl @buggirl]

have yall seen that little bitch whose mom was attacked by a bear so he made a tiktok like “im glad u women have lived suCH PRIVILEGED LIVES THAT U WOULD CHOOSE THE BEAR!!!” and everyone was like 🤨 and it turns out….. EVEN HIS MOM SAID SHE WOULD CHOOSE THE BEAR POST-BEAR ATTACK

[Amelia Rose Blaire Dechart @AmeliaRBlaire]

Baby Dechart coming soon! We’re so excited to meet you little one 🤍💐 @BryanDechart

[Verbub @Verbub]

Y'all I can't make this shit up 💀💀