audiostrap

We rise by using others 🦥. I’m not your bro🤓

[R.🧕🏿 @rofiatbukola_]

“If I slap you you’ll fly to America”

Na now o.

[Sam. O. @Sammyporsche17]

“Bro abeg you fit…….”

[audiostrap @Audiostrap]

Temu 🤝🏾
Tested & Trusted

[Ìléríolúwa @Ilerioluwakiye_]

Can we do a thread of what you ordered and what you got?

Temu edition. Please quote.

Don't air me.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

I rebuke living paycheck to paycheck. I declare overflow, expansion, and provision.

[Chief Chilo💋 @therealchilotam]

Nigeria has a serious pedophilia problem.

[Lorxel ×͜× @lorxell]

Maturing is realizing Daemon Targaryen should have been King after Viserys. All of this would’ve been avoided and NO ONE, would have dared to challenge the throne.

[Atiku Abubakar @atiku]

I have followed with deep sorrow and mounting concern the reports surrounding the death of Miss Mary Habila, a 26-year-old Nigerian from Nok, Southern Kaduna, who died on June 27, 2026, within the private residence of the Honourable Minister of Works, Senator David Umahi, in Uburu, Ebonyi State.

First, I extend my heartfelt condolences to the Habila family. No family should have to mourn a daughter taken in the prime of her life while also fighting simply to learn the truth of how she died.

But condolences are not enough. Nigerians deserve answers, and it is on this score that the Tinubu administration has failed, comprehensively and disgracefully.

Consider the facts that are not in dispute. A young woman died in the residence of a serving Federal Minister. For nearly two weeks, neither the Minister, nor the police, nor any arm of government said a word to the Nigerian people. It took the courage of Sahara Reporters to bring this death into public view. Three weeks after her death, no autopsy has been performed. No cause of death has been established. The investigation remains domiciled in the very state where the Minister served two terms as Governor and where his influence is beyond question.
And through all of this, silence from the Presidency. Silence from the Federal Executive Council. Silence from the Inspector-General of Police. Silence from the National Assembly. Not one word. Not one directive. Not one gesture to assure Nigerians that the life of Mary Habila matters to this government.

Instead, the Minister has been permitted to manage the narrative of a death that occurred under his own roof: issuing statements through his personal aides, deploying his private lawyers to correspond with the police, and continuing his official duties as though nothing has happened, while civil society groups, youth organisations, and the family’s own community cry out for an independent inquiry.

Let me be clear: I make no pronouncement on anyone’s guilt or innocence. That is precisely the point. Only a credible, independent, and transparent investigation can establish the truth, and it is the refusal of the Federal Government to guarantee such an investigation that constitutes the scandal before us.

A government’s first duty is the protection of life. Where a life is lost in circumstances touching a high official of state, the burden on government to act transparently is at its heaviest.

President Tinubu’s administration has instead treated this tragedy as an inconvenience to be waited out. If the death of a young Nigerian woman in a Minister’s residence cannot stir this government to act, then Nigerians must ask: whose life, exactly, does this government value?

I therefore demand the following: One, President Bola Tinubu must direct the Honourable Minister of Works to step aside immediately, pending the conclusion of investigations. This is not a punishment; it is the minimum standard of public accountability in any serious democracy. No official under this cloud should preside over a federal ministry as though it were business as usual.

Two, the Inspector-General of Police must immediately transfer the investigation from the Ebonyi State Command to Force Headquarters, with the involvement of independent forensic experts. No investigation conducted in the shadow of the Minister’s home-state influence can command public confidence.

Three, a full, independent, and internationally credible autopsy must be conducted without further delay, with the findings made public. The stalemate over the post-mortem, three weeks after this young woman’s death is an indictment of every institution involved.

Four, the family of Mary Habila must be protected from any pressure, inducement, or intimidation, and must be guaranteed unfettered access to the facts of their daughter’s death.

[RAY 🌊 @SlimmytiNY]

Accountant General Thief

Attorney General Thief

Minister for Aviation Thief

SGF Thief

CBN Gov Thief.

These are BUHARI’s Legacy.

BUHARI was a calamity that should never had happened to this country.

[Peoples Gazette @GazetteNGR]

EXCLUSIVE: Aso Rock memo shows how Gbajabiamila used fake law to corner N54 billion oil revenue from NUPRC https://t.co/l5NWKWCFsM

[JH @FishBowlOfWine]

Yoruba people trying to say someone did this and that: He did calabash. He did plate.

[audiostrap @Audiostrap]

@aonanuga1956 SHOW US!

[audiostrap @Audiostrap]

And if you as a student really cheer & celebrate this NELFUND bullshit you are an actual fool.

[Polyglot adedeji Odulesi @polyglotodulesi]

I just came from Campus where I went to visit my daughter. I owe her admission to God and the effort of one man, Alex Onyia. He challenged JAMB for failing students from Lagos and Southeastern States.

Fortunately, JAMB admitted their error and exams were rewritten. My daughter who had previously scored 179, later scored 299 which gave her straight admission for her chosen course of study.

Alex Onyia organized the successful South East Maths Olympiad where three students Egejurum Onyedikachi, Onwubiko Chimdiebube and Don-Anele Munachimso emerged as champions. They won cash prizes in millions together with their teachers. Many corporate organizations were partners.

The students are currently competing on a global stage at the International STEM Olympiad Grand Finale happening in Rome from July 2nd - 8th.

This is not the effort of the Federal Government of Nigeria or a State Government or Local Government. It is the effort of just one man with support from the citizenry - Alex Onyia!

[charles aniagolu @charlesaniagolu]

I don’t interview guests to embarrass them. I interview them to test arguments. If an explanation can’t withstand scrutiny, the public deserves to know.

Comparing a fake agency scandal - along with a governance breakdown involving official institutions - to 9/11 isn’t an answer, it’s a distraction.

9/11 was a catastrophic terrorist attack. What Nigerians are asking about is institutional accountability. Those are not the same conversation. When we blur them, we don't illuminate the truth - we detract from it. There's a difference between explaining a failure, and excusing one.

Thank you to everyone who reached out. It’s clear many of us still believe in one simple thing: asking hard questions, and refusing to let bad analogies replace accountability.

Journalism isn't about winning arguments. It's about refusing to let bad arguments replace accountability. That’s the job!

[audiostrap @Audiostrap]

@khanofkhans11_ Remember watching the video of her on the street, I am sooo happy for her ❤️

[audiostrap @Audiostrap]

Crime pays like mad in Nigeria.
Useless leaders rewarding nonsense.

[‘deola. @deyola_a]

Another funny set of people in this country are those who salute their parents when they return from NYSC camp. 🤣🤣🤣

[audiostrap @Audiostrap]

The Nigerian Government is an absolute disgrace. When you don’t even rate your own citizens, how will other countries rate them enough to treat them with dignity. See what South Africa & its government officials are doing to Nigerians lmao. Tufia!

[audiostrap @Audiostrap]

@BBOjulari Stop trying to fix this damn refinery and just fucking sell it already!

[doyin @doyin_deji]

opay are losing the plot with this unnecessary and unfortunate notifications. even the real credit notifications are now coming very very late.