Audrey

Part-Time Druid | Full-Time Conversational Harry Potter Fact Checker | Pun Enthusiast

[Audrey @Audkwerd]

@chilluminatipod What about construction+anomaly? Constructionomaly?

[Audrey @Audkwerd]

@Rain_Underwater You are stunning and I love you

[Audrey @Audkwerd]

"That'll make a puppy pull a freight train and have a diabetic seizure. Mmmmmm. Sounds good."

Maybe.

Maybe don't eat it, then?

[Lemmie fight @LemonandHoneyCo]

Flowers in minis! :D

Late night experimenting. Had a bad cough that just won't let me rest.

[Audrey @Audkwerd]

@prozdkp Jalapeño + pinapple

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@Rain_Underwater I WAS INTERNAL DIALOGUING, SIR

[Justine Stafford @JustineStafford]

Now she's falling asleep, and I'm calling a crab.

[Audrey @Audkwerd]

@Rain_Underwater I BET YOU CAN'T BURP THE LYRICS TO TOXIC BACKWARDS. Now that. Is a challenge, m8.

[Audrey @Audkwerd]

Me: I'm going to clean my room and do laundry today
*Googles pictures of puppies for 2 hours*
#productivity #somuchtodo #illdoitlater

[Audrey @Audkwerd]

I'm going to start pretending my #DnD character is a real person with a super dramatic life so that I can talk about her more. #getreadyguys

[Audrey @Audkwerd]

Just did what felt like a 16 point turn to park. Keep staring, undergrads. This may be you one day. #NeedSleep #IsItSaturdayYet #GrerdSkrewl

[Audrey @Audkwerd]

@missvaleriaaa Nada. Just whiney.

[Audrey @Audkwerd]

@missvaleriaaa help

[Audrey @Audkwerd]

Eg: *in southern accent* If you have a turd in one hand and a rattlesnake in the other, best hope your face don't itch. #advice #thankspappy https://t.co/mnjv6oDeGT

[Audrey @Audkwerd]

Whenever I hear a southern proverb I never quite know if it's actually a thing or if it's made up.

[Audrey @Audkwerd]

Whenever I hear a southern proverb I never quite know if it's actually a thing or if it's made up.

[Audrey @Audkwerd]

@missvaleriaaa Yeesssss. I've never been! I'm excited now.

[Audrey @Audkwerd]

@missvaleriaaa I'll bring the potatoes

[Audrey @Audkwerd]

@missvaleriaaa Half and half. A quittata.