K. Riter

word person | nostalgic Spartan | drummer for Sonic Death Monkey | the door wouldn't have floated with Jack on it, move on

[K. Riter @AudMcMacca]

I fear nothing I do for the rest of the internet will ever top this one glorious shining moment witnessed by no one

[wear a mask! @wrath_776]

I don't make my ethical nor personal health decisions based on public opinion

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[K. Riter @AudMcMacca]

@juantrinidad_ Depends on the plan though. I've been on a $40/mo Verizon prepaid plan with 5 gigs of data (don't need much since I'm almost always on wifi) since 2013. With loyalty discounts I've only paid $28/mo for like 10+ years. No commitment or fine print that way. Hasn't changed once.

[The Yeti of Kananaskis @kananaskinyeti]

Even if Covid isn’t directly responsible for the enshittification of absolutely everything, it has definitely massively contributed to it all.

[K. Riter @AudMcMacca]

@washghost1 I'd rather start with a nice bright blank canvas and make my own decor choices than live with a tacky interior some stranger chose for me in 1991. Grey is only boring when people leave it like a showroom without bringing in any of their own personality.

[K. Riter @AudMcMacca]

@washghost1 Everyone misses the point of greyscale tho. You're not supposed to LEAVE it colorless (baffles me that anyone does). It's just supposed to be a clean neutral backdrop that won't clash w/ppl's existing stuff so they can choose their own accents. Ornate/dated styles choose for you.

[K. Riter @AudMcMacca]

@MeidasTouch Well, now, to be fair to this huge whiny embarrassment of an incompetent diaper-shitting bitch baby brat, we don't actually know what kind of job Obuma would've done. We've never met Obuma. Maybe state fairs aren't Obuma's forte. Maybe he's like...Steve Obuma, Worst Carnie.

[K. Riter @AudMcMacca]

If you can't be satisfied by attending a (free, contained, much more impressive) local fireworks display because you simply MUST explode bottle rockets on your driveway like Sid from Toy Story, I'm gonna assume the 'We're White Trash & We Like It' yard sign is already on its way.

[K. Riter @AudMcMacca]

This July, remember that only a selfish inconsiderate prick sets off fireworks in a residential area, where they scare pets/babies/the elderly, trigger vets' PTSD, ruin sleep, spark grass, blow off fingers, & pollute everyone's air. Watch one of the big shows & leave us alone. 👍🏻

[K. Riter @AudMcMacca]

Same with covid still existing, still circulating unchecked, still causing life-changing harm with no cure, js

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ ��𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“I don’t believe in climate change.”

Bro, it’s not the Tooth Fairy. It’s science. You either understand climate change or you don’t. It has nothing to do with your beliefs.

[K. Riter @AudMcMacca]

It's super fun that my family wanted to spell my otherwise normal name differently than the traditional way, permanently saddling me w/the job of correcting people about the spelling of a name I can't even stand b/c the "ie" makes it sound babyish like I'm a Rugrats character 👍🏻

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Unpopular opinion: Your child's name isn't the place to be creative. They'll have to explain, spell, and pronounce it for the rest of their life. Please be more intentional.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The reason millennials are so nostalgic is that they got a brief taste of a world that wasn’t entirely controlled by the stupidest people who’ve ever lived.

[airi 𝜗℘ @4irellee]

you ask me a dumbass question in this heat and we both dying btw

[K. Riter @AudMcMacca]

No I will NOT stop talking about this, I know what year it is and I am perfectly entitled to be in this Walgreens

[K. Riter @AudMcMacca]

Annie (Father of the Bride) honestly sucks. Your dad provides your dream wedding, & you don't make sure he gets a father/daughter dance? You don't make sure he sees the bouquet toss? You don't even say goodbye in person? JUST WAIT. INSIST. NO ONE'S RUSHING YOU. IT'S YOUR WEDDING.

[K. Riter @AudMcMacca]

Franck was also partly responsible for this. How does any decent wedding planner NOT have a father/daughter dance scheduled on the itinerary? Or a family wedding photo? He should've tracked them both down & made it happen. But I blame Annie more. The bride has final say, period.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

in hindsight it’s sort of wild how many TV and movie villains are brought down by their crimes being revealed to the world when it turns out that real life villains can live-stream their crimes in 4K and the world’s response is “Hell yeah, do more crimes”

[🍉⸸⛥pupppunkk⛧⸸ @subbpunkk]

11 years. out of the 250 this country has existed, only 11 of those years has gay marriage even been legally recognized. this country is a mockery of freedom, not a bastion for it. good things exist here in spite of and in reaction to the government, not because of it.

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

however chill or not chill I seem now, I was way way more strict as a kid. I was in kindergarten avoiding kids who said “libary” because I thought they were incurably stupid