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ain’t no laws when you’re drinkin claws

[. @AudPodge_]

“How many times can I break till I shatter? Over the line, can’t define what I’m after. I always turn the car around.
All that I feel is the realness I’m faking
Taking my time, but it’s time that I’m wasting”

12 y/o me:

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Wow I’m blown away by how sophisticated and special you are you should write an autobiography

[meme bastard 🍕 @mask_bastard]

tiktok sucked

[. @AudPodge_]

@boblazar09 I guess you weren’t watching when the refs didn’t call delay of game twice on Minnesota

[. @AudPodge_]

Authors don’t make your MFC get pregnant challenge level impossible apparently

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Ready fantasy books in your free time then going to an office job is so jarring. I’m supposed to be riding a dragon into battle for the fate of the world right now but instead I’m sending contracts and payment reminders?

[. @AudPodge_]

Average instacart driver

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The presidential race will be my second biggest disappointment of the year if Mike Tyson loses this fight.

[. @AudPodge_]

What a great feeling 🥰🥰

[. @AudPodge_]

@bongfarty I’ve just been letting my dog shit in yards that have Trump flags and it has actually really improved my mood.

[. @AudPodge_]

Yo literally fuck a rebus.

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“Alt right father helping radical left daughter shop for houses” is probably a podcast they make you listen to in hell

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Lady Gaga has reached 99.54 MILLION monthly listeners on Spotify, a new career peak.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Happy 37th birthday to the iconic Hilary Duff.

[. @AudPodge_]

Possibly going into anaphylactic shock, hives all over my body, fingers and toes swelling and going numb…. But I am afraid the doctors would tell me I’m being overly dramatic if I went to the ER. Anyway if I die make sure my mom knows I wasn’t faking it for attention lol

[. @AudPodge_]

“Yeah I would say a gas station is better than 9/11”

[. @AudPodge_]

My friends are about to be SO annoyed by me

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Netflix is developing an animated series adaptation of the Twilight novel, ‘Midnight Sun.’

The book revisits the original story of Twilight, this time from Edward Cullen's perspective.

[. @AudPodge_]

Baby corns in a stir fry?

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It’s shocking how terrible this app is now. I miss what Twitter used to be

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Somewhere in the catacombs of the internet, my MySpace page still plays this song

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

15 years ago today, Kesha released “TiK ToK.”

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I don’t remember this verse of that Alanis Morissette song

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Turkey sent a 51 yr old guy with no specialized lenses, eye cover or ear protection and got the silver medal