Audrey Engelman

We’re trying to make lemonade, and we don’t even have lemons.

[Ryan Kathleen Greene @RyanKGreene]

Is this Sex and the City?

[Audrey Engelman @Audrey_Engelman]

You know what I didn’t need today? This.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

One reader asks: "I drink a lot of unsweetened seltzer. Does that have the same health benefits as drinking regular water?"

Unsweetened carbonated water is a better choice than soda or fruit juice. But don’t overdo it, experts say. https://t.co/U8zfdZF75i

[Audrey Engelman @Audrey_Engelman]

@leeborz I just want to get the details right!!!

[Audrey Engelman @Audrey_Engelman]

@RichLandesberg @NickOchsnerWBTV @JoeBrunoWSOC9 @CltLedger I don’t know, this feels like copyright infringement. @PaigePauroso and I did it first in 2014...

[Audrey Engelman @Audrey_Engelman]

Hi I do not care about soccer but I cried.

[Ginga Bonito 🇧🇷 @GingaBonitoHub]

Little boy: “If you score a goal can you do this dance?”

Neymar: “I will do that one then, deal?”

INCREDIBLE 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Audrey Engelman @Audrey_Engelman]

Whole Foods is for couples and Trader Joe’s is for single people

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

We did it, @JoeBiden.

[Audrey Engelman @Audrey_Engelman]

Forgot what it’s like to have a social life

[Audrey Engelman @Audrey_Engelman]

@PaigePauroso Paige, your inbox... are you okay?

[Audrey Engelman @Audrey_Engelman]

Representation

[susu ☀️ @jenengkufeli]

People who can handle spicy be like "oh its not that spicy" then proceed to say sorry after the friend who cannot handle spicy cries in pain

[Mike Ryan @mikeryan]

I’ve noticed there are two types of coronavirus tweets: “people who were in New York City in April” and “people who weren’t in New York City in April.” The urgency/panic from those of us in that first catagory is because we saw a literal nightmare we’ll never forget

[Rex Parker 🐈🐾☕️🐾🐈 @rexparker]

It’s embarrassing that it’s so simple

[Audrey Engelman @Audrey_Engelman]

Get a friend/coworker that keeps you humble @leeborz

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Vote.

[tori |-/ @_Tori_Garcia_]

my two moods during this quarantine

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

without reading, my answer is no

[Audrey Engelman @Audrey_Engelman]

@RyanKGreene @costarastrology Mine today was “nobody thinks you’re as smart as you think you are”

[Audrey Engelman @Audrey_Engelman]

Why is @costarastrology not a dating app?

[Jeff Ackermann @JeffAckermann]

Another night, another @ElonNewsNetwork virtual happy hour!

[Audrey Engelman @Audrey_Engelman]

“Are you having a breakdown? It’s okay if you are, I just need to know so I can prioritize appropriately.”