Audrey Pratap

Success is not permanent. The same is also true of failure. -Dell Crossword

[Audrey Pratap @AudreyPratap]

Do you like me? Breathe for yes; lick your elbow for no.

[Audrey Pratap @AudreyPratap]

stop editing ya'lls pics. what if you go missing? how you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on facebook & chief keef in person.

[Fashion Glitter @fashionglitzmag]

Make your own magazine on the iPad? We used http://t.co/LdcgLqUPkT as framework for Fashion Glitter Magazine.

[Audrey Pratap @AudreyPratap]

At first, I was devastated that I lost you. But now I realise that you two deserve each other

[Audrey Pratap @AudreyPratap]

Always stay true to yourself

[Audrey Pratap @AudreyPratap]

#ICantDateYou if you're still not over your ex yet.

[Audrey Pratap @AudreyPratap]

I believe in God,I choose to call her Mother Nature.

[Audrey Pratap @AudreyPratap]

Don�'t place your happiness in someone else�s hands, because once they�'re gone, so is your happiness.

[Audrey Pratap @AudreyPratap]

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late? Your spinning me a yarn here!

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Cramps on the bus on the way home from an away game <

[Audrey Pratap @AudreyPratap]

Men wink at women, but research has found out that the average woman blinks nearly two times more than the average man.

[Tom Somrack @tsomrack]

Paint U! Rockin out on UF Campus! #Oilernation @ The University of Findlay https://t.co/SJlFcKSfJd

[Audrey Pratap @AudreyPratap]

She's on her period <

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You can't base your life on other people's expectations. -Stevie Wonder

[Audrey Pratap @AudreyPratap]

Researchers claim that watching porn doesn't negatively affect a man's views about women.

[Calum Scott @calumscott]

You know you are in for a big lunch when the packet is bigger than your head.. #andmyheadisamelon… https://t.co/BO4AkeQlLU

[Chef G @layersoftaste]

Spring is hear..Imagine having this be as a centerpiece for your event or even having this apart of… https://t.co/2rNzT2hW2C

[Audrey Pratap @AudreyPratap]

The penis reaches adult proportions at approximately 17 years old

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In 1871 boxers Jem Mace and Joe Coburn fought for over an hour without anyone landing a punch.

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In 19 the Giants and Yankees played a charity game to raise money for Titanic survivors