Purple Chair Podcast

I like smiling friends

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Some of you may have noticed that we haven't put anything for a while. Very perceptive.

This occurred because we posted nothing and weren't here :)

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How many hedgehogs can fit in a hedge until the hedge is considered hogged?

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@PurpleChair_ there isnt room on this spectrum for the two of us

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Is a panda really a panda if it bathes in white paint?

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No one should feel safe.

We are on a massive rock spinning in space around a ball of fire, and I make it go faster.

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Hope everyone loves Christmas today because it probably wont be christmas tomorrow :)

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While she be cranky imma be cranking 90's

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@Volxywtw Pootis

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@Nzptzy Idk bro Asia ig

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@ilylucaaa I cant read so 👣 ig ??

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@historyinmemes uhm um the american dream!!!!!🫡🫡🫡🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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The fuel out of a car? Chug that shit

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@HumansNoContext Vanuatu

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@TopGCapital I will spend an hour having a sweet sweet intimate game of kerplunk with elon musk

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@HumansNoContext Taylor swift concerts

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I Do Not Like Taylor Swift

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Two peruvian walruses walk into a bar,
You think "isn't that bizarre"
They don't come from peru
And are normally in a zoo
Then you realise you were hit by a car.

-Poem by Confucius

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Ima stick my dick in herbert the hoovah

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@pubity How the FUCK is this possible when harry hill exists.

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What would you do if a bread bin was making advances onto you.

Je voudrais pain poubelle