Augustus “Augie” Polk

Retired Detective, Golfer, Irish Pub Aficionado, and Grandpa to Eva, Cole, Tommy, and Maria.

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@JoshPateCFB You’re welcome good sir. Thank you for providing the best college football content ever. 🫶

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@MLB @Yankees @RaysBaseball

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@SleeperRays will be at least 75% Yankee fans

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@RaysBaseball about to get swept 🧹

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Time to get blackout drunk and fall asleep on my porch.

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@HardRockBet this is a bad use of the meme…. ur not good at this. Stick to casino games

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@JoshPateCFB short man

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@PeteThamel Lane is such an alpha.

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@CFBPlayoff I’m already drunk.

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@PeteNakos Papa Saban to the rescue

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@NbaOwlboy @WellsFargo

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@FSUFootball @Seminoles @theACC @SeminoleBooster Glory be to God 🙏

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Time for a beer.

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What’s a boosted bitch and where can I find one?

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The first 5 Oktoberfest beers are in my belly.

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@JoshPateCFB No weddings either, but I will be going through my fourth divorce proceeding in October. Freedom is near.

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Crabs, beer, and football is what Maryland does. Suck it. 🦀🍺🏈

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is there anything more exciting than remembering that you bought cheese

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@CFBMemes Looks like you got shorted young buck.

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I’ll wait until 11:30am to open the first beer. Self-discipline is the key to a balanced life friends.