August Ohmstede

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Dennis Allen is meeting with his staff now. The #Saints have made a move. With the injuries this year, it was an uphill battle. Brutal.

[August Ohmstede @August_ohmstede]

Good god Jimmy Kimmel sucks

[August Ohmstede @August_ohmstede]

WHO DAT

[Lidocaine Shane @generalBith]

FUCK YES, been saying it since the beginning. More Louisiana players want to be in New Orleans. The culture and attitude the city has built around their sports team is unheard of. @God_Son80 thanks for choosing the best team in the NFL

[Michael Hollins @MikeHollins7]

I see you 7!!

[August Ohmstede @August_ohmstede]

Texans bout to have the most elite defense

[Christian Harris🎱 @Charris_36]

#WeAreTexans

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

@elonmusk As a youth football coaching legend, I do not allow free speech on my team. I once let the air out of a player’s grandma’s tires because she asked me to stop screaming profanity at the players. The constitution stops where my field begins

[Chris Rosvoglou @RosvoglouReport]

Tough day for the Saints.

[August Ohmstede @August_ohmstede]

@Bengals Draft the best o-line class in history

[Andrew Doak @AndrewPDoak]

In her latest Instagram post, Drew Brees' wife Brittany said that Drew played with all these injuries this season:

- Torn rotator cuff
- Torn fascia in foot
- Plus, 11 broken ribs and a collapsed lung (which we already knew about)

@WWLTV

[August Ohmstede @August_ohmstede]

@deucehall5 Im sorry about your cat man

[Deuce Hall @deucehall5]

“They just some sorry dudes from Crossett!”

[August Ohmstede @August_ohmstede]

Wholesome

[Matt Goodman @mattg12699]

almost 6 years ago before my dad passed he gave my sister this 10$ bill to give to me on my 21st birthday so he could buy me my first beer, cheers pops havin this one for you!

[August Ohmstede @August_ohmstede]

Is it illegal to wear transparent clothing in public; asking for a friend

[jack judice @JackJudice14]

i want free wings. just need 50 retweets. help me out.

[August Ohmstede @August_ohmstede]

Lil dude would go off during sex

[Tony Olinde @TonyOlinde]

Blessed to receive an offer from Saint John’s University! #GoJohnnies @SJUFBCoachDumo

[Solomon Miles @solomonmiles8]

After a great home visit, I am very excited to announce my commitment to Fort Scott CC🔴⚪️! #JUCOPRODUCT @HarrisBivinFSCC @JeritRoser @samspiegs

[jardin @jardingilbert1]

Blessed to say I’ve EARNED a scholarship from Auburn University🦅🧡 @MarcusWoodsonAU #WarEagle

[Nicky @nickturani]

Boycotting Raisin Bran until they fire their nonsensical, bullshit mascot, Sunny