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@Tibzzz666, M🧡

[∿ @somewheresy]

person who passed chemistry 110 here: Holy Fuck Do Not Do This Oh My God what The Fuck

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Nudes are outdated.
Send me a video of you
reading out loud so
I know you’re not dumb.

[lucita ★ @lucihtml]

ay si porque soy RE TONTA porque soy MUJER y no puedo hacer NADA y mi marido es SUPER GENIAL y me compra juguetes INFANTILES para demostrarme q soy MENOS q él y q no puedo tener mi propio auto PORQUE SOY UNA CHICA

[mj 𝜗𝜚⋆˚ @simplymxine]

i’m gonna hold your non-canadian hand when i tell you this…

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Having a full conversation with a really yappy cat is one of life's most distinct pleasures

[Valia🍉 @livetime_fe]

Nick if your girl wants to give it to you in the bum with a strap on for 5-10 minutes a couple times a week I really think you should let her. It's not torture, she really wants to.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I highly recommend owning a cat because it makes every bad feeling a little easier to deal with. It's hard to feel the full weight of life's problems when a little weirdo is sprinting around your house like it's training for the Olympics.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'l be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.

[goma @soigomaa]

Free my man

[𑣲 kee ࣪ ˖ @pinkitions]

the girls lost their individual styles, they lost their individual personalities, lost their unique colors. LIKE WHY IS EVERYTHING PINK AND WHY IS EVERYONE SUDDENLY FEMININE?? 😭

[Baradise @heavenblitzer]

You straight men are gayer than we are at this point

[˗ˏˋ emy ⚢˚⋅telemachus lovebot .ᐟ @sberryran]

é bizarro como o filme de 2010 ainda passa mais vida e capricho visual do que o de 2022, a da direita parece que ela ta na frente de um fundo azul só

[Quetzal @slifante]

¿Por qué Kratos luce como sucio y desarreglado? No es necesario dejarse ir la piel para matar dioses.

[naty woke da silva ✨ juremaum @Iumiescent]

never stopped y'all from playing as Link despite the game being named "The legend of Zelda"

[cel²⁸ 🐝 @piastrihearts]

5 minute showers and paper straws guys!

[goma @soigomaa]

Women are removing their uteruses because medical research is not researching.

[vi @vimentality7]

Jobs ask for it you fucking bitch

[Whacktose Intolerant @MillyTamarez]

What do you mean Bryan Johnson is doing his weird science shit on his girlfriend but its probably the most comprehensive and highly funded research in women's health and he is probably going to cure endometriosis ?????

[Natàlia @isnatsmyname]

Choose your fighter