Augusta Abene

Sorry, I had a kid..and now I’m gonna tweet about it.

[Augusta Abene @AugustaFay]

Today I received the biggest thrill of my life since my son was born (and excluding my BFF getting engaged) when my question was answered on the @officeladiespod. Thank you @jennafischer and @AngelaKinsey for making me cry and giving me such joy during this Social Distancing era.

[Augusta Abene @AugustaFay]

@CarlyRageJepsen I just screenshot this to show someone and then I realized it was you

[Augusta Abene @AugustaFay]

@CarlyRageJepsen It really is the worst and comes out of nowhere. Love ya babes

[Augusta Abene @AugustaFay]

@JeromyABailey Retweet.

Or wait...Re-X ?

[Augusta Abene @AugustaFay]

Hey @Starbucks we were told today that a water with strawberry inclusions is now considered a "custome tea" and were charged for a tea... because "the minute you add something to the water it becomes a tea" is this really a thing now?Just trying to jazz up my 4yr olds water..

[Augusta Abene @AugustaFay]

@CarlyRageJepsen She weirdly looks like Billie Eilish here

[Augusta Abene @AugustaFay]

@CarlyRageJepsen Skeet ulrich has always been bae

[Augusta Abene @AugustaFay]

@CarlyRageJepsen I just finished #NeverHaveIEver and am now to pumped to sleep

[Augusta Abene @AugustaFay]

@CarlyRageJepsen I guess I should watch that at some point

[Augusta Abene @AugustaFay]

@CarlyRageJepsen Emilio no

[Augusta Abene @AugustaFay]

We are in the way to the beach and my toddler asked if we were going to a hotel.

"No bud, we are going to the condo"

"Mama we are going to the ENCANTO?!"

I'm really worried he's going to expect the furniture to move when we walk in 🤣

[Augusta Abene @AugustaFay]

@dddavviss Is the "very" even necessary?

[Augusta Abene @AugustaFay]

@dddavviss What is wrong with you 🤣

[Augusta Abene @AugustaFay]

@CarlyRageJepsen It's setting a table...there are only so many different ways/materials you can use. JFC. This has to be satire

[Augusta Abene @AugustaFay]

@JeromyABailey Who are you?

[Augusta Abene @AugustaFay]

@calebmakesnoise @JeromyABailey @NBCDFWWeather @wfaaweather Whoops 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Augusta Abene @AugustaFay]

@wfaaweather I picked the wrong day to take my son to ICE at the Gaylord Texan...it's going to be the same temperature outside as inside 😂

[Pete Delkus @wfaaweather]

THURSDAY:

Arctic front arrives in DFW from around 7-10am. Temps drop from the 40s to below freezing with winds gusting 40+ mph. Temps in the teens/20s during the PM into eve with single digit wind chills. MAYBE some snow flurries, but no significant wintry weather. #wfaaweather

[Augusta Abene @AugustaFay]

@ImCharlieBaker @frankturner @JeromyABailey Teddy will literally say "PLAY HEY YAY" anytime I ask him if he wants to hear music.

The fact that he calls it "Hey yay" makes me laugh 🤣

[Augusta Abene @AugustaFay]

My toddler said "oh shit" in the right context, and his current favorite song is "I Still Believe" by @frankturner ...

I think @JeromyABailey and I are raising a little hellion 👀

[Augusta Abene @AugustaFay]

@ImCharlieBaker @pasekandpaul Omg Shawn mendes is slated to play Lyle. WUT 🤣

[Augusta Abene @AugustaFay]

@ImCharlieBaker @pasekandpaul Whaaaaa I loved Lyle Lyle Crocodile! We used to watch a cartoon version of it at school.