Augustine Musungu

Young energetic registered degree nurse

[Augustine Musungu @AugustineMusun2]

How can a man reduce his nyash size? Its really embarrassing.

From my dms of course.

[Augustine Musungu @AugustineMusun2]

@Tilil_17 By letting other men spank it into shape

[Augustine Musungu @AugustineMusun2]

@kijana_misa Protruding intestines( umbilical hernia)

[Augustine Musungu @AugustineMusun2]

@scrappernyc @Zen_active It's a cigar

[Augustine Musungu @AugustineMusun2]

they recovered KSh953 MILLION linked to inflated agent commissions. Imagine Safaricom is supposed to pay an agent KSh10,000 in commissions, but irregular transactions or manipulated records cause the system to calculate KSh15,000.

[Augustine Musungu @AugustineMusun2]

M-PESA SCANDAL: Safaricom has dismissed 118 employees over fraud-related misconduct. The details raise serious questions about the safety of our money and personal data.

Let me explain how they reportedly did it, starting with M-PESA commissions.

Safaricom says...1/2

[Augustine Musungu @AugustineMusun2]

@WilliamsRuto Yaani bedsitter ni 4 million?

[Augustine Musungu @AugustineMusun2]

Straight people can't have 3somes aki tusidanganyane 💀😂

[Augustine Musungu @AugustineMusun2]

It is actually impossible to reach Safaricom Customer Care on phone.
Utter dogshit. @Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC

[Augustine Musungu @AugustineMusun2]

Rate my art out of 10 👇

[Augustine Musungu @AugustineMusun2]

@_Fabian_254 That jawline is terrible, this more like Adama trapre other than Zlatan

[Augustine Musungu @AugustineMusun2]

@MutabesB Kwani Airtel ni sim 2😂😂

[Augustine Musungu @AugustineMusun2]

@WilliamsRuto Akienda kwao analaunch malami, alienda kakamega kulaunch chama

[Augustine Musungu @AugustineMusun2]

@JakindaKE Kitendawili

[Augustine Musungu @AugustineMusun2]

@WilliamsRuto Unveiling same skeleton each yr, huyu mofo anatuchezea

[Augustine Musungu @AugustineMusun2]

@bojackversion Sasa hiyo time kwejqe zikikuwa akina Raila😅😅 hadi akaekwa ndani

[Augustine Musungu @AugustineMusun2]

@gayhottiesx He's literally standing

[Augustine Musungu @AugustineMusun2]

@PerasApp Trees dominated the early earth

[Augustine Musungu @AugustineMusun2]

@SimplyUtd @GraemeBailey I hope he doesn't make it back

[Augustine Musungu @AugustineMusun2]

@MamboDvj Ik the feeling 😩😆