Rich Man's Rehman Dakait (Henry Cuddlinger)

A Parody In Social Existence.

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GM ☀️🕉️

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@sagorika_s Read the article as well.

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@nishiuc_me Agreed

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There should be no concept of dinner

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@iamnotnightowl Jo baat Jabalpur ke subway me hai

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तुम्हारे साथ रहकर
अक्सर मुझे ऐसा महसूस हुआ है‚
कि दिशाएँ पास आ गई हैं‚
हर रास्ता छोटा हो गया है‚

अक्सर मुझे महसूस हुआ है‚
कि हर बात का एक मतलब होता है‚
यहाँ तक कि घास के हिलने का भी‚
हवा का खिड़की से आने का‚
दुनिया सिमटकर
एक आँगन-सी बन गई है
कहीं भी एकांत नहीं
न बाहर, न भीतर।

[Edmund Burke @devoffice]

वे सारे शहर, जहाँ तुमने प्यार किया
किसी न किसी अर्थ में एक से हैं
चाहे वो दुनिया के किसी भी कोने पर रहे हों

सबके एक से ही चौराहे हैं
वे एक सी नदी को प्रतिबिंबित करते हैं
और बिलकुल एक जैसे बादल उड़ते हैं
कुछ अर्थों में बिलकुल एक से हैं
कि वे सारे तुम्हारे अपने शहर हैं!

- त्रिन सूमेत्स

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@stewie50703 Mobil daal lo bhai. Break theek ho jaayegi

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@YourGandhiBro Bapu swag

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If you think Bollywood will talk about actual Jharkhand protests, let me tell you their awareness status - If you hand them an aesthetic template claiming Jharkhand is an island near Madagascar and Søren Kierkegaard is Hemant Soren’s cousin, they will repost it with TIL caption.

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@YourGandhiBro Salt zaroor rakhiyega saath me Gandhi Ji ✍️

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@indian_naaginn Anti-dinnerism

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Post so bad it got ghosted.

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What do you call a ghost that runs a fashion shop?

A Bhoot-ique

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@billiwaligf Gadkari rn

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@Mogrekaphool History teacher*

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It quickly becomes clear that Indian urban planning is built upon a profound existential metric.
Distances are measured not by physical space or actual geography, but by the infinite, stretchable, and beautifully delusional boundary of “बस थोड़ा सा आगे ”

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Sources say that if Odysseus were dropped into an Indian city, his 10 year journey home would have doubled and Hamza would be out of stock with नज़र और सब्र, courtesy of navigation.
In this masterclass of urban design, GPS die, and the metric system is rendered entirely obsolete.

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You dilligently following them drive for 45 minutes, cross 3 flyovers, race with 2 stray dogs, dodge an auto driver's paan peek only to ask second person and receive the same cosmic reassurance with an affectionate touch“बस थोड़ा सा आगे भाई”. You are trapped in a glitch.

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This is the 3456th time I'm seeing this post

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We all had an English Teacher in School who used to look like this