Alyssa Cole

Follow me back, love meeting new people :) xo

[Alyssa Cole @Augustvbn]

"I hate Drama"- Girls who cause the most Drama

[Alyssa Cole @Augustvbn]

Romney can't even name 3 ramen noodle flavors, he don't know the struggle.

[Alyssa Cole @Augustvbn]

How you BROKE but you always got money for weed ???

[Alyssa Cole @Augustvbn]

I blame fairy tales, love stories & happy endings for everyone's high expectations of love & relationships

[Alyssa Cole @Augustvbn]

I hate when people text me hours later, trying to continue the conversation. Bitch, the feeling is gone.

[Alyssa Cole @Augustvbn]

#MistakesBoysMake Cheating on their beautiful girlfriends for hoes that look like donkey from Shrek.

[Alyssa Cole @Augustvbn]

#WaysToMakeWomenSmile send them a good morning and good night text.

[Alyssa Cole @Augustvbn]

You can pretend we are strangers, but I have seen you naked before

[Alyssa Cole @Augustvbn]

#ILoveYouBut Fuck you.

[Alyssa Cole @Augustvbn]

When you text someone 'heyy :)' and they reply back with 'yes?' well excuse da hell outta me

[Alyssa Cole @Augustvbn]

Instead of getting periods, can girls just get a text once a month from mother nature saying 'you're not pregnant have a nice day!'

[Alyssa Cole @Augustvbn]

?Pour up ?Drank ??Headshot ?Drank ?Sit Down ?Drank ?Stand up ?Drank ?Pass out ?Drank ?Wake up ?Drank ?Faded ?Drank ?Faded ?Drank!

[Alyssa Cole @Augustvbn]

#WhatILoveTheMost FRIDAY

[Alyssa Cole @Augustvbn]

BITCH... I'd kick you in yo vagina but I don't wanna lose my shoe

[Alyssa Cole @Augustvbn]

Sometimes you have to shut up, swallow your pride and accept that you?re wrong. It?s not giving up, it?s called growing up.

[Alyssa Cole @Augustvbn]

White people: "Hello, I would like to order..." Black people: "Yeah, let me get uhhh... Hold up! *Mumbles* What the fuck do I want?

[Alyssa Cole @Augustvbn]

Bitches with the million dollar body and food stamp face!! <<<<<<<<<<

[Alyssa Cole @Augustvbn]

#mythoughtsduringschool "Is that a weave, or a burnt horse tail?"

[Alyssa Cole @Augustvbn]

A girlfriend that is freaky , faithful , fine , goofy & honest > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >

[Alyssa Cole @Augustvbn]

Bitch so ugly even hello kitty said goodbye