Aunty Christ

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@kungfu4life by any chance did you ever attend Gateway Technical College?

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It is ok Mitt you still have plural marriages and magical underwater.

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Close call this morning, but she is home safe in my arms. Some people deserve to die.

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@jackyljesse thank you for coming to our little shithole of a town Watseka

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To all the idiots who buy only Apple products ,there is no iVagina. So thank you for sending all the pussy iCan handle my way.

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It is Independence Day, remember what it actually means! We do not forgive, we do not forget, we are anonymous, expect us.

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Whining australian kid should of been doing hookers and blow instead of making crying youtube videos

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Good bye Microsoft and Intel gold certification, may we meet aging at another time :-(

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It is 80 outside and this guy is carrying a large cross around at least the dumb fuck will have a grave marker when he falls down dead

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6 am way too early, if anybody has free time come and see what I do on my free time at Perry's Farm

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To the guy who wants to push religious fliers while I am trying to eat, " Fuck you and the dinosaur your god rode in on!"

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I know, I know, I used a big word put on your big girl panties and look it up.

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Days like this when the black horse of a migraine is lose if life would be better if I was to be trepanned.

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Unloaders unite and in one harmonious voice call out, "Lloyd!"

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Fuck mediacom and their fiber optic cut horse they rode in on

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@East_Atlantaboi Matt is talking to management

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@East_Atlantaboi There is a nice job here unloading trucks

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If people suck than really nice people swallow!

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A public service announcement to all pull and prayers, "Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease!"

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At walmart do managers have a sheet that they check off while interviewing unloaders, if so, is one of them offensive body odor.