Auran™

I know you're here Dracula you big fucking nerd where's my goddamn money

[Auran™ @Auran500]

Qué cojones acabo de leer

[PC Gamer @pcgamer]

Breaking Benjamin frontman pauses concert to rant about Fallout 4 modding beef https://t.co/OEzBa0eLUZ

[Kazzy @_KazzyChan_]

Garota sob a tutela de criminoso de alto escalão da máfia agride homem filantrópico órfão homossexual que queria ajudar na melhoria da economia de Okinawa, em prol de permanecer com sua casa a beira a mar onde mantém outras crianças interesseiras de refém

[polly @polyfraggrenade]

the corny oriental music it starts playing when it stances up 😭 i'm crying

[situation monitor lizard 🦎 @10001plateaus]

@mikupants How about the full version

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

Big corn.

[Out Of Context International Dubs @OutOfContxtDubs]

Show: Avatar: The Last Airbender (2005)
Language: Portuguese
Country: Portugal

[lili !! ^___^ @ikoaio]

@estoyreeelocoo bless his heart LMAO

[AyuntamientoZaragoza @zaragoza_es]

El eclipse regala a Zaragoza una imagen para la historia ✨🌒

[Piquetismo @Piquetismo2008]

🧵HILO🧵

TOP 5 peores ENFERMEDADES generadas por eclipses solares

[Aslam 🇵🇸 @LeoneStan1]

Good morning

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I mentioned that my garage door was making a sound.

An American immediately said, "I got a guy."

He did not ask what the sound was. He did not ask what kind of door. He produced a guy on the basis of the word garage.

I asked who the guy was.

He said, "Just a guy."

He did not have a company name. He had a first name and a phone number in his phone saved as "Mike Garage."

That is the contact name. Mike Garage. As though Garage is his surname. As though there is a family.

I asked how he found this guy.

"My brother-in-law used him."

I asked if the brother-in-law was satisfied.

He thought about it. Then he said, "He's still standing."

The house is still standing. That is the entire review.

Inside I said: THEY DO NOT KEEP RECORDS. THEY KEEP LOYALTIES.

I called Mike Garage. He answered from inside a vehicle. There was wind. He said he could come Tuesday between eleven and four.

Between eleven and four. A window of five hours. In my country this would be a scandal. Here it is generous. He gave me a window at all. Some guys do not give you a window. Some guys say "Tuesday" and that is the whole appointment.

He came at 1:40.

He fixed it in twenty minutes. He charged me less than I expected and he did not take a card, only cash or an app I had never heard of.

Before leaving he looked at my water heater, which I had not mentioned, and said, "That's gonna go."

I asked when.

"Couple years."

I asked what I should do.

He said, "I'll give you a guy."

He gave me a guy. Mike Garage has a guy. The guy has a guy. There is a network beneath this country made entirely of men named after their function, and none of them advertise, and all of them are busy.

Inside I said: THERE IS A SECOND NATION HERE. IT HAS NO SIGNS. IT IS ENTERED ONLY BY INTRODUCTION.

I have been given four guys since.

I have a guy for trees.

I did not know I needed a guy for trees.

I have trees now, apparently. They are my responsibility. A man named Rick told me so and then left.

[æsc ᛉ @mothertopixies]

The one good song

[Auran™ @Auran500]

A qué queréis que os ganemos

[Auran™ @Auran500]

@TheSisqui Enhorabuena a Andrés por la transición ♥️🔥

[압칻 @avocado_539]

친모아로 격짐 만들었어요

[Judgement Kazzy 1988 @2005Dojima]

Yakuza 5

[Cree @HakarisupremaC]

Everything this nigga does fries me bro

[Fretburger @discodivekick]

the canned animations are one to fucking one holy shit