@ollielolol I would make my parents take me and then my memorial speech would be me strangling and electrocuting myself with the mic in front of everyone. With backup family suicide revolver
au where Eridan takes Gamzee’s place in murderstuck
Eridan: heh.. now BOW DOWN filthy land-dweller
Equius: you know i don’t fuck with sea dwellers right
Eridan: what
Equius: stupid ass motherfucker
Equius: stop mischaracterizating me
Equius: I’ll smoke you