pocket sand

call me Bigfoot the way i get seen once and then vanish for months

[pocket sand @Auroonachu]

Remember when everyone was obsessed with the touch-starved trope? I wonder why we all loved it so much...

(it was during covid 🤭)

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I’m here for a good time, not a long* time.

*geologically

[pocket sand @Auroonachu]

it in fact did not last that long but it's lowkey coming back in waves and this time I AM old enough to do whatever it was I thought was so cool but I don't remember what it was 😭😭😭

[pocket sand @Auroonachu]

I remember when I was a kid in the anime fandom space (way too young btw) and saw someone doing something cool that kids can't do and I was, like, I know my anime phase is a phase but I really hope it lasts until I'm old enough to do that!!1! and

[read the reply!]

[pocket sand @Auroonachu]

raise your hand if you love not spiking your blood sugar because you gave in to ONE (1) temptation

[pocket sand @Auroonachu]

I don't want less sugar in my food so I can decrease my sugar consumption... I want less sugar in my food so I can have several sweet treats a day without getting diabetes instantly! If we have lower-sugar cookies we can have more cookies per day for the same amount of sugar!

[pocket sand @Auroonachu]

It literally doesn't even taste bad

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[pocket sand @Auroonachu]

i have to stop thinking like a pianist when i write guitar parts >:/

[pocket sand @Auroonachu]

idea: animation of haws from mha to the song "you're gonna go far kid" by the offspring 👀

[pocket sand @Auroonachu]

i'm sick in the head (i have a head cold)

[pocket sand @Auroonachu]

@Kwite shoelaces

[Lix @lixbethi_]

love you a million gillion

[pocket sand @Auroonachu]

Yall remember when we called things "fatherless behavior"? How did cancel culture not come after thay phrase???? Sometimes I remember things from that era of my life and I'm just shocked

[pocket sand @Auroonachu]

I've been watching Lockwood & Co, and DAMN, Ruby Stokes is such a good actor!!! That scene where she (slight spoiler alert) connects with Annabel Ward and behaves like she did is especially amazing. I could literally never act that well. So disappointed Netflix canceled the show!

[pocket sand @Auroonachu]

Yknow I was afraid YouTube's new age ai thing would flag me as a child because I watch too many minecraft videos but then I realized it keeps showing me off-brand viagra ads so perhaps I need not worry

[pocket sand @Auroonachu]

I was talking about Makes Me Wonder by Maroon 5 btw

[pocket sand @Auroonachu]

Really convenient that "alibi" rhymes with "lie". There are some banger song lyrics that wouldn't be possible without that

[pocket sand @Auroonachu]

stop saying wreck havoc
it's wreak havoc
it sounds like reek havoc as if the havoc stinks
wreak means to cause or bring about
wreck means to destroy
saying wreck havoc means you're destroying the havoc so everything would actually be fine because there's no havoc left to wreak