Super simple, super easy. First you get your organic unpasteurized unflagellated cider, then you use your Spinkle meter to measure it's binkle content.
Ok, in summary, I have to study A LOT for a big interview I have next week, and I need to get all stupid thoughts out of my brain, I really want to focus on actually studying, please don't take this seriously and don't get all virtue-signaling, saving-complex,