Austin

the cat that curiosity killed (he/him)

[Austin @Aus10PS]

Me when my phone tells me “your screen time was down 10% this week”

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Hang it in the Louvre

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

Incredible tweet from Junior

[Winter @LeftyWinter]

They can't stop doing the meme.

[Maia @maiamindel]

kim kardashian failing the bar exam so many times that she gives up on being a lawyer is making me realize the american bar association might just be one of like three remaining institutions in the us that won't just roll over and give the exorbitantly wealthy whatever they want

[spicebae @spicebae_]

i actually love that there just some careers you can't buy your way into, fame your way into or "looks" your way into...

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

It’s so annoying they we have to listen to this condescending bullshit because he’s dying. The Make A Wish commentator

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

unfathomably rich people baffled at why people aren't having kids is always good for a laugh
https://t.co/XJ69OqPUUz

[Tim @trouble_man90]

Yea we joke about the double standard in the media, but this is legitimately insane.

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

I would not be shocked

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

Pretty good summary of most Christians imo

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

I was there. It sucked.

[Austin @Aus10PS]

America first party BTW

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.

[Julian Dorey @juliandorey]

genuinely can’t believe this isn’t satire

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

you
do
not
hate
congress
enough

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

Not part of the operation yet

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

People have to start gofundmes to afford to treat cancer

[𝐍𝐚𝐝𝐢. @luvblessingz]

This sin is mentioned in the bible a lot more than homosexuality btw.

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

REPUBLICAN BLOODSHED LETS GOOO

[sean @_sn_n]

the average solid red state is closer to Sharia Law than the average European country.

[kev joon @never_oppressed]

From The New York Times