AC Foster

Profesional Retard

[AC Foster @AusFos]

@Hanock_mm @ChickenKingMMA I agree 100%, except Imavov isn't half as likable imo

[AC Foster @AusFos]

@kingbake223 @Hanock_mm @ChickenKingMMA Tai Tuvasa is another fight he blatantly cheated in

[AC Foster @AusFos]

She's single and pregnant 4.5 years after cheating on me, talking to herself in my DMs like nothing ever happened. She's ruining her own life lol

[🗣️ @vzzeo]

your ex is ruining someone else's life now. you are safe

[AC Foster @AusFos]

@Thebiglade Usually, we just sleep because we have a job to wake up for in the morning

[AC Foster @AusFos]

Everyday on 33. Cruise set to 60 because there's a trooper every other mile. About once a week some retard stuck on my ass passes me going 80+ and I get to see them again about 5 minutes later on the side of the road with a trooper behind them.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Me, a local, going the exact speed limit on a specific road because I know from experience that cops like to lurk there: 🫩

Truck/SUV driver impatiently tailgating me, not realizing that I am in fact saving them from a speeding ticket: 🤬

[AC Foster @AusFos]

I shit my whole ass, baby

[trash jones @jzux]

are you the diarrhea friend or the constipation friend

[AC Foster @AusFos]

@DonShift3 Anything but pure violence is weakness if you're not feared by your opponents. 90%+ of the world's population views anything but violence as a weakness to be exploited. If you ever need to fight, you need to be more cruel than your opponent can fathom

[AC Foster @AusFos]

Haven't been hugged in almost 4 years, been given gallons of free alcohol and several ounces of free weed since then. Felt

[strangerTM @_strangertm]

I've been offered cigarettes and alcohol more times than I have been offered a hug

[AC Foster @AusFos]

I've had 4 people tell me to use hinge and of the whopping 7 women I've matched with the last 6 months, 5 of them have onlyfans with 40+ body counts and the other 2 had boyfriends they wanted to replace. Why tf do people use this garbage or any other "dating" app?

[sexpert @sahib14384912]

do they have a hinge for finding a relationship ?

[𝙼𝚁. 𝙻𝙴𝙰𝙳𝚂𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚁 @MrLeadslinger]

I’m trying to understand this. We spent billions of dollars to blow shit up and made gas and food prices spike only to pay billions more to help rebuild the shit we blew up and basically got nothing out of it?
I don’t think we do this war thing right.

[AC Foster @AusFos]

@Kristinartz Milk and butter. Anything else is amateur hour

[AC Foster @AusFos]

@ThatsNotScandal @ImBreckWorsham What does the US get out of the middle east that we don't already have on our own continent? Idgaf about your country or your regional blood fueds, faggot

[AC Foster @AusFos]

@HouseGOP That hasn't been the case for my entire life. Can I get a refund for that?

[AC Foster @AusFos]

@Aupadrey BOATS AND HOES

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

I think going to a cat cafe when I have a cat at home must be what going to a strip club when you're married feels like.

[AC Foster @AusFos]

@HormuzLetter Cool, this was expected several days ago. When do we stop sending them munitions and money? They can't keep this shit up if we simply stop funding and supplying them

[Giɴ @Demeter_Erinia]

Those who still get excited seeing fireflies are my people…

May we never become too grown for tiny lights blinking in grass.

[AC Foster @AusFos]

@The_King_Trout I have an easy solution. We just stop counting at 7. No numbers need to exist beyond that and he's right to consume any numbers greater than himself

[emi @vxmpcore_]

liquor? ya if she’ll let me