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Life is a soup and I am a fork.

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Namjooning on a narrow boat, on a canal, surrounded by trees and ducks, trying to keep calm about going to the concerts solo in 30+ degree heat! 🙄

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@K_RKIVE7

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@postcode_613 I feel you. I'm way too old for this level of delulu but don't seem to be able to fight it when it comes to Joon. He's too perfect a combination of intelligence, eloquence, goofy nerdiness, innocence and intensity. Add in the devil voice, dragon eyes and dimple smile. I surrender

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@Jiminabelle That's genius! 🤣🤣🤣

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@leifjoon Day 1 - section 114
Day 2 - section 250
Going solo! 🫰

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@K_RKIVE7 Heaven, Forever Rain

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@itscaitmay I'm going tomorrow - solo. Getting in about 1.30pm and heading straight to the merch store! I need an RM 94 jersey. 🤞🤞

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@ilovenjdimples

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@nrdyartcore Wow! Small world. 😁

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@Jinluvaffair I want an RM 94 jersey! I bet they'll be sold out by the time I get there tomorrow. 😭

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@BTSxUKCharts Does anyone know if they allow this type of water bottle or does it have to be this?

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@vantaeville Nah! Never needed them at years worth of rock concerts and my hearing is still good! The hoarse voice and slightly deaf feeling after a concert are all part of the experience!! 😁

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@MiNKAiGNiTO Boyh days! 😁

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@btschartsxdaily Joon always knows exactly what needs to be said and does it without fuss and fanfare. He just quietly puts the thought in your head and gives it space to grow. 💜

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@UKBTSARMATION @BTS_twt Welcome! It's a bloody beautiful night. 😁

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@NamjoonUsa Couldn't decide between these two!

#RM
#방탄소년단RM
#BTSRM
#Namjoon

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@knjpagee Holy shit balls! How am I going to deal with this in person??? What if he does this wearing a sleevless shirt?!?! Thank god I'm not close enough for him to see me totally lose it. And the Clarke Kent haircut 🥵 - it shows his gorgeous pointy elf ears. I'm too old for this. 🫣

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@hobisaidUGH Me please! 🙋‍♀️

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@4yooniverse They are so cool. Love them! 😁