you do realize that, as a stoneheart, that rumors and gossip are nothing new for me? do you really think this is the first time i've had a secret child?
( he reaches up, patting gepard's soldier. )
oh you poor thing, is this your first time? it'll be okay, i promise.
what could be possibly any more absurd !?
( he looks even more mortified, somehow, that the other is finding this funny. )
how are you laughing at this - implication ? this is mortifying.
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( he suddenly lets out a sharp laugh, bringing a hand to his stomach. ) hahaha! that's new one! i thought it was going to be something much more absurd with the way your face looks!
( he pretends to wipe away a tear. ) thanks for the laugh, really.
oh - well perhaps that’s good then because these are unpleasant.
how do i say this — ( he looks particularly squeamish. )
allegedly we have a child. together.
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( he rocks back on his heels with a grin, shoving his hands into his pockets. )
it was worth a shot, though i figured you wouldn't do it. on account of your, what did you say? quad? quadtacular? body.
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pawned, huh? poor little guy, having to be stuck with the most boring person in the universe.
( another meow, one he considers as a very vocal agreement. with a snicker, he gently pushes the cat back to its more original size. )
where did you even get it?
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