Tony Abbott Super PM

Prime minister of Australia, genius and political God

[Fake Joe Hockey @JoetheHockey]

I thought I’d be the treasuriser by now. I’m at least as good at treasurising as Swanny.

[Tony Abbott Super PM @AusPM]

I just want to be famous enough to have a Wikipedia page full of misinformation about me. #auspol

[Tony Abbott Super PM @AusPM]

When your finger breaks through the toilet paper when you wipe #MorePopularThanAbbott #auspol

[Tony Abbott Super PM @AusPM]

You can all see the master plan behind my policies now, unite the country (against me) #marchinmay #bustthebudget #Budget2014

[Tony Abbott Super PM @AusPM]

I know you're all complaining about the #Budget2014 and there is only one thing I'll say about it - it is all Rudds fault #auspol #auspol

[Tony Abbott Super PM @AusPM]

The people are complaining about my budget decisions? Better warm up some excuses about the previous government... #auspol

[Tony Abbott Super PM @AusPM]

I think I'll assume another position further giving the people of Australia a much needed voice. Minister for homos! #auspol

[Kenny Devine @TheKennyDevine]

I'm far too busy to travel to Indonesia. The Budget isn't just going to blame itself on the ALP, y'know. #auspol