🇦🇺AussieRaider

Collingwood Magpies, Las Vegas Raiders, New York Yankees, LA Lakers, West Ham United. M🇦🇺🇬🇷GA

[Australian 🧡 @ozcrimenews]

Toilet paper, Australia.
Melbourne, Sydney, Brisbane.
Coles, Aldi, Woolworths.

[JP__75 @JP__75]

We are Geelong, the greatest CHEATS of all,
We are Geelong; but we self report,
We play the game, the way cheats love to play
At home n’ cry if it’s far away
“Administrative errors” for eight years straight
Down at Kardinia Park

[Michael O'Brien @michaelobrienmp]

VICTORIA UNDER LABOR
Unemployment above Aust. average
Highest taxes in Australia
Debt doubling
Major projects off the rails
Now Victoria is staring at a recession
#springst

Andrews urges stimulus as Victoria teeters on the brink of recession https://t.co/Mh9CD3OKt2 via @theage

[Oracle Red Bull Racing @redbullracing]

Always finish with a donut @Max33Verstappen 🤘🍩 #ChargeOn

[Arron Crascall @arron_crascall]

PISA HIGH FIVES!!!!!! 🖐🏻🇮🇹🖐🏻

[🇦🇺AussieRaider @Aussie_Raiders]

@FNembers He's looking at Tim Pallas' arse.

[Way of the World @wayotworld]

It's time to designate Turkey a rogue state, expel it from NATO, militarise its border with the EU, and apply harsh sanctions. #IStandWithGreece

[Ross McCulloch @Rossmac212]

He is a legend😂 https://t.co/btYgsQW9ap

[PROFESSOR RODGERS SPEAKS FOR THE HARD WORKING AUST @HelpRodger]

#BREAKING
Super absorbent #toiletpaper one wipe and it's full of shit.
#auspol #qanda #insiders #730Report #9Today #sunrise #TheProjectTV #thedrum #ScottyFromMarketting #caronavirusoutbreak

[Politicom @politicomau]

Tony Abbott's comeback plan: https://t.co/m9FxnfnS0a

[🇦🇺AussieRaider @Aussie_Raiders]

Turn it up Bolt the ABC moving their office to the suburbs won't change their bias Paul Fletcher's a dud.
#theboltreport

[🇦🇺AussieRaider @Aussie_Raiders]

They sold out of Vaseline.

[Michael Smith News @mpsmithnews]

Islamic cleric says applying essential oil to anus cures coronavirus https://t.co/vSi0qmLvZz

[Football Tweet @FootbaIlTweet]

Ice football anyone? https://t.co/A7sdkvgfHK

[🇦🇺AussieRaider @Aussie_Raiders]

@nick_thyme Chemical mixers.