Austen Boss, AGAIN.

yes, it’s me again 😭
mom. authoress. menace to society immediately after.
books @ link below. DM me to learn how to write your own book!

[Miss Fancy Fingernail ShimmyShimmy Lipgloss Barbie @ASamantha]

I fear I am a “Daddy” girlie

[Node 🗿 @NodeOfWeb3]

Unfortunately little finger soned Varys in this exchanged which surprised Varys and made him realize he was more dangerous than almost anyone.

[Austen Boss, AGAIN. @AustenBoss_]

“& these are the twins, Victory Lap & Prolific.” 😭

[Praise🎀 @Praiseinterests]

normalising naming your child after a 10/10 album

[Shanny Reporting Live @Shanny_live]

Yall pissing me off in response to that teenage shooting those random women in the city, talking about, “That’s why yall ladies need to carry.”

B*tch who could’ve shot back or upped they sh*t that quick, in that random attack??!

[Austen Boss, AGAIN. @AustenBoss_]

I’m so sorry 😭😭😭😭😭

[R @BeIgiannn]

First time watching GOT and just saw the red wedding

[Chanel_thee_stallion @creole_stalli]

How was she pregnant when The Hot girl summer music video came out September 3 2019 and papa bear was born September 30th 2020

[robert @robertxyo]

ela identificando um problema e criando uma mentira só pra salvar o meio ambiente, já pode ser ministra da natureza

[J𝐀NE𝜗𝜚.˚𐙚💞 @Blonddieee_]

GOT characters and their screen time

[Mephala @AstralW4lker]

he died next to it, actually. he crawled out. and they took his skull home.

[CELIA🐝 @CELIAYONCE]

Fun fact: Beyoncé’s mother, Tina Knowles, was afraid that her maiden surname “Beyoncé” would go extinct because her family didn’t have many boys, so she gave it to Beyoncé as her first name and accidentally created one of the most recognizable names in the world. 😭😭

[LA\/ENDER @LavenderGhast]

"I never said thank you for keeping bugs away from the window"

"And you'll never have to"

*Dark knight theme plays*

[Racky Balboa @berstreet]

We were getting Playboy bunnies at the tanning salon before this guy was born.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I really be trying to leave this app but how can I ?😩😂

[TJ 💹 @xBitcoin_Teej]

My mom was going to retire 4 years ago but was granted full remote from home. She never giving up that government job now lol. Every year she be like TJ I was going to stop working but $160k to be home, I can do another year.

[mika @mikasagrada]

se um dia você me vir amando outra pessoa, quero que saiba que pedi milhões de vezes a Deus que fosse você

[A @pumpkinpastaa]

i really don’t think i am capable of loving someone else, as of now.

[gabrielle @legitimatetiger]

when i say rio looks like an alternate dimension at dusk they never believe me but it’s true. this city genuinely makes you feel like you’re in a different planet sometimes

[maneesha @ManeeshaSem]

every woman in her healthiest, most sensual state is like a cat. she takes her sweet time relaxing, gets enough sleep, enjoys her solitude, moves away from overstimulation, observant, moves with grace, intentional with who gets her affection, has strong boundaries, adores herself

[𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐲 🃏🎀 @playym8te]

just found out my neighbor that i’ve greeted with literal lit blunts in my mouth for a year now is a ga state patrol officer.

[Did Not Request or Buy Blue Checkmark @UjuAnya]

One thing I love about this wretched app is how many literary geniuses are just hanging around tweeting words and notions no one has ever seen put together before like “speakeasy coochie.”