Murdock

[Murdock @AustenMurdock]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 11 Apr 2012 (via @twi_age).

[da’shaun | they/them @DaShaunLH]

this person on tiktok bumped into the corner of their bed frame and made a really funny noise that has become a trend on the app, and i’m gonna start a thread of some of the ones that have had me weak af. 😂

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I’m the dad friend which is like the mom friend but instead of taking care of people I don’t answer texts and I know a thousand extremely specific facts that are in no way useful ever

[🐈‍⬛🎃America Is Musty🎃🐈‍⬛ @DragonflyJonez]

I can't believe camouflage actually fooled me I feel like a big fucking stupid moose

[trash jones @jzux]

I GOT INTO HARVARD MEDICAL SCHOOL 🙏🏼🙏🏼🎉🎉🎉😍😍 they’re gonna use me for cadaver practice

[$ @lascotty]

Zoom got melatonin in it

[Murdock @AustenMurdock]

After 21 years of existence on the same planet my sister and I are finally F R I E N D S

[TUTT @TUTT_KONG]

SPONGEBOB ME BOY

I HAVE FINALLY SEQUENCED THE HUMAN
GENOME

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[𝒂 𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒖𝒔𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝒗𝒊𝒓𝒈𝒐 🌹 @veenathevibe]

Every day around midnight, I'm shocked to find out it's only 6pm.

[All Time Low @AllTimeLow]

Maybe it IS my weekend?

[Murdock @AustenMurdock]

All these cities boarded up just for a bunch of millenials/Gen Z to take to the streets and since “since you been gone”

[BetOnline @BetOnline_ag]

BREAKING: After taking central Florida, UCF has declared itself the winner of the Presidential Election #ElectionNight

[Murdock @AustenMurdock]

We should have known this country was going downhill when “Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader” was the watered down Jeopardy and people STILL couldn’t answer the questions