AusteroComedy

@sommerau & @QuickSendTacos do sketch comedy, improv, satirical mime, & all things leotard'd; born of myriad neurosis, dark hearts, & Thursday brunch dates.

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Just a regular sister convo between @sommerau and lalavonriot: How to Spiral into a State of Existential Dread

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Sunday we’re joking with @keenobservation at 8pm

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One of us got to take a selfie with the incredible @ewarren , and the other ordered a device that removes skin tags to be delivered by 9pm tomorrow. So we’re both doing equally great. #WarrenTownHall #selfcare #Jealous

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We’re performing separately together! @QuickSendTacos @sommerau

[Sommer Austin @sommerau]

Come to thelincolnloft next Sunday 6/9 @ 7:30pm for a very special comedy show, featuring me + annalu88 @EDGOTJOKES @christrani and hosted by @solicomedy ! PWYC donation, all proceeds go to benefit Annunciation… https://t.co/UOoDmZ7ugK

[AusteroComedy @AusteroChicago]

Loved seeing @EDGOTJOKES, Chris Trani, & @kellyehoward tonight at The House of Blues #chicago #comedy #TuesdayMotivation

[The Agency Theater @AgencyTheater]

@AusteroChicago (@QuickSendTacos & @sommerau) perform Depress-Prov at #NoShame

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1/2 of Austero turned 35 yesterday, so together we are 75! 🎂🍾❤️

[The Gogo Show @TheGogoShowChi]

This lineup is 🔥 #comedyresistance #atlcomedy #womensart

[The Gogo Show @TheGogoShowChi]

We live in a nightmare. Come laugh for a bit on 10/20

[Sommer Austin @sommerau]

It’s 1am and I have a pan-flute karaoke version of “Listen to Your Heart” stuck in my head all because @AusteroChicago is back writing comedy again!

[The Agency Theater @AgencyTheater]

@AusteroChicago @QuickSendTacos @sommerau tell some dick jokes #NoShame

[The Agency Theater @AgencyTheater]

@sommerau @QuickSendTacos @AusteroChicago need a calculator #NoShame

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Jennifer Saunders about her comedy writing partner, Dawn French, in her memoir, “Bonkers.” We feel the same way about each other! #austero4eva

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When will we learn? Nobody needs that last shot of Fireball that the bartender gives to you at the end of the open mic. Nobody.

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Yep

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If it’s not worth taking an adderall to get it done, is it really worth doing at all?

[AusteroComedy @AusteroChicago]

Ladies, suffer from low self esteem? Go to a comedy open mic with all men at it. Guaranteed to feel better about yourself in under 2 minutes!

[AusteroComedy @AusteroChicago]

You say: Depression
I say: making the most of my mattress investment
You say: ok....let’s try tweaking your prescription, just in case my medical expertise is correct.

[AusteroComedy @AusteroChicago]

Congrats to us! 2 years!#MyTwitterAnniversary

[The Agency Theater @AgencyTheater]

@AusteroChicago doesn't know the recipe #NoShame