You all banned Kevin Hart from hosting the Oscars because of some mean tweets, but tonight allowed Will Smith to accept the Best Actor Oscar after he smacked Chris Rock on live nationwide TV for telling a tasteless joke - sounds like you do condone violence in some forms. #Oscars
"How lucky am I to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard." - Winnie the Pooh
For so many years, I begged my parents to let me get a dog because it would "change my life," and truly, Foxy did. She got me… https://t.co/bh3Fh2tn9c
Happy birthday to my beautiful mother, who still refuses to follow me back, but at least she unblocked me.
Mom, you've given me so many beautiful memories, but this mother-son photo shoot when I was little must be… https://t.co/qBpMGjKNOE
Obligatory thank you post to all of my friends and family. This year has been absolutely crazy, but I finally feel like I'm on the right track. I couldn't have done it with all of your love and support. Thank you to… https://t.co/ONbw3xHG8M
Have yourself a merry little Christmas.
Let your heart be light. Next year all our troubles will be out of sight. @ Mission Santa Barbara https://t.co/p5ZRNmx50j
So a creepy uncle, a harlot, and a recent college graduate walk into a bar... Wondering what happens next? Wondering why I look like the world's creepiest uncle? Make sure you come see… https://t.co/dO3Z75JBfy
"I've been a sad man for like 25 years. I'm not dabbing on my haters, I'm just hiding my tears."
Thanks for everyone who's made these past 25 years bareable, and for all the birthday love… https://t.co/wMTZ6lLDfc
@trishapaytas you're in Santa Barbara while I'm driving down to LA... Would it be considered stalking if I turned around and came home just to try to bump into you? #WhyIsThisMyLife#iLoveYouTrisha