Austin

Follower of Christ. ⚜️Who Dat | Hail State!

[Austin @Austin_Parrish9]

I had an uncle who kept my aunt/cousins very in-line. Then he died and my aunt almost got arrested for throwing a dog at my cousin soon after. True story. Idk but maybe Drew Brees played a similar role as my uncle, and the Saints are my crazy aunt/cousins.

[Austin @Austin_Parrish9]

@chesscom @elonmusk While yall are here. I got chat banned because I called someone a bitch… multiple times. But someone told me I live in a country without honor and my dad (dead) is fat. He was fat. But that’s not the point. Can I get unbanned?

[Austin @Austin_Parrish9]

@ufc matchmakers scheduling a grappling match for the BMF title is disappointing.

[Austin @Austin_Parrish9]

@FortniteStatus I can’t join the OG cup. Help please.

[Austin @Austin_Parrish9]

@kayymae_ I’ll remind you again in another 5 years!!💀

[Austin @Austin_Parrish9]

@kayymae_ You ever randomly think about that guy that shot himself in the hand with a striker fired pistol?? 💀💀💀

[Austin @Austin_Parrish9]

@kayymae_ 💀💀💀💀 it’s just something me and Tay say now. “Yeah. Until he shot himself in the hand with a striker fired pistol.” 😂😂😂

[Austin @Austin_Parrish9]

I’m not even excited about the game today. This feels like 5 years ago.

We in fact have not popped out and have not shown them.

[New Orleans Saints @Saints]

"Sometimes ya gotta pop out and show em!"

- Dennis Allen after the #Saints 44-19 win in Dallas 🙌

[Austin @Austin_Parrish9]

@leaux41 Something. 5 yard penalty. Anything. It’s ridiculous. And their fans SWEAR the players “cried out in pain before he fell down.” Bullshit.

[Austin @Austin_Parrish9]

Just saw a guy wearing @JonoBarnes shirt on tv. Pretty cool.

[Austin @Austin_Parrish9]

Now I just know that no coach taught him to call for a fair catch on the 3 yard line.

[Mike Hoss Voice of Saints @MikeHossComm]

@dmcallister26 calls the 70-yard @RashidShaheed touchdown from @derekcarrqb before the play. A thing of beauty and one of my favorite moments in any booth, ever. Engineer Robert Carroll called Deuce "Nostra-Dulymus" @WWLAMFM @Saints #SeeYouLaterBye

[Austin @Austin_Parrish9]

We are SO back. #whodat

[Austin @Austin_Parrish9]

I told myself that no matter what, this year the Saints would not control my mood. But dammit this team is giving me false hope already. 🫣😅

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

CARLOS PRATES PUTS THE LEECH OUT FACEFIRST IN HIS TOUGHEST FIGHT YET #UFC305 https://t.co/WTGucGo3BT

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

TOM ASPINALL KNOCKS OUT CURTIS BLAYDES INSIDE ONE #UFC304 https://t.co/9X9CBXPa0k

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

PEREIRA DEFEATS JIRI BY KO IN 2ND ROUND 😱😱😱

[Austin @Austin_Parrish9]

@EricKendrick_ With slightly better coaching, I think they could/should be 3-0 in SEC series.

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

DUSTIN POIRIER JUST SLEPT SAINT DENIS #UFC299 https://t.co/sQkTedU0bo

[Chris Rosvoglou @RosvoglouReport]

Me after Dennis Allen apologized for running up the score against the Falcons.