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[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

True

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING At this time massive large-scale federal operation is underway in Minneapolis as the FBI along with the United States Department of Homeland Security and Homeland Security Investigations executed more than 22 raids as part of a sweeping fraud investigation involving businesses, including some childcare centers.

[Ballsack Sports @BallsackSports]

Posting Ballsack Sports ass graphics with the fate of the universe on the line.

[Ballsack Sports @BallsackSports]

This isn’t it, man. I really miss when Twitter didn’t have monetization. We used to have more genuine and fun interactions.

[Ballsack Sports @BallsackSports]

Just watched 7 games of pickleball and I’m utterly repulsed. No trash talk, no arguments. Just a bunch of smiling, mentally well individuals with good sportsmanship, honest calls, shaking hands after losses, and bringing snacks for others.

First thing I’m banning as president.

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: NASA’s Artemis II is officially go for launch signaling a green light for the upcoming crewed mission around the Moon

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Major problem

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Accurate

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: The International Olympic Committee has announced that they officially bans transgender women from competing in all female sports

[Austin @Austin_PG]

Ballsack sports for President

[Ballsack Sports @BallsackSports]

Reflect on what’s transpired in the past year and re-read this.

How do we collectively move forward from here? Our country is being squeezed, raided and bankrupted by the “elites” with zero constraints… They’re extracting every bit of juice out of Americans and ensuring they’ll escape unscathed from any accountability.

This “SAVE America” act might as well be called the “Save us from facing any accountability” act. And they throw in culture war bones like “men in women’s sports” and “illegals this and illegals that” to keep us arguing so they can convince us to wheel their Trojan horse through…

but they don’t care about any of that. They don’t care about America. They don’t care about us. They care about themselves, enriching themselves, and not having to face any consequences.

They’re sending our children to die overseas. They don’t care about children as they’re currently covering up the most vile and satanic trafficking ring in modern history.

Their propaganda on here is the weakest, most blatant lies, tweet after tweet. And they got paid bots shilling to normalize it. Riley Gaines and her other puppet friends are sellouts for all their takes. They get rich selling out for these guys. But Riley Gaines I actually think still has some morals and humanity deep down, but you can’t express your truth thoughts when you’re paid millions to be a puppet. [REDACTED] was another paid puppet who was actually smart and probably a somewhat human being deep down, before he started to turn on those paying him and speak more independently. Money corrupts.

Our opposition party is corrupt and collectively spineless at the national level. Any great leader we could have would decline to sell our country and citizens out, therefore declining a rise to power. So we’ll have to settle for some grimy mediocre talents who are ironically willing to sell out for the facade of helping Americans.

The country is going to shit. We’re losing decorum. We’re morally declining. We’re defunding education, infrastructure, healthcare, and investing in America so we can invest abroad. We’re sold out and declining.

Are we seeing it yet? Does it have to affect us directly to see it? Can we think critically?

We’re sold a dream that doesn’t exists, a future that’s been stolen. Are we realizing it yet? Or are we still falling for the dumbest propaganda like dangling keys in front of a baby.

I’m pissed. Imma go hoop. I’m not mad at any of you guys, just want to work to find solutions. I’d love to read your thoughts agree or disagree.

[Ballsack Sports @BallsackSports]

We really get one life here… one life to spend with our loved ones.

When you take a second to step back and let that soak in… it’s really asinine that so much of our lives revolve around funding the most vile acts of the worst people on this planet.

It’s crazy to see an entire genocide and Epstein ring unfold and then to be lied to your face by the media everyday like it’s okay.

It’s crazy to see education, science, housing, food…. Families and futures all torn apart and defunded while the evil in this world squeeze every last bit of juice out of this system. And then to be lied to as if it’s okay.

Why would you not care when this is the one life you get, the one moment you get in this universe…

Why wouldn’t people be angry seeing their sacrifices and futures stolen from them? Seeing the innocent murdered daily… and then to have these midwits in government throw the most blatant propaganda at them…

Everything is so performative. We gotta wake up in a few hours and get back to being performative. From LinkedIn, to corporate, to social media, to … everything. Because being performative is survival right now. But none of us really give a fuck about it.

at the end of the day, we’d just rather our efforts go towards having more time with our loved ones

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is real explanation

[JJ Zachariason @LateRoundQB]

Preferring Chris Rodriguez to Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football is five-condom behavior

[Austin @Austin_PG]

Thank God. We really needed to make sure someone with the right moral compass would be put in this position and be responsible with this power, and I think the best person suited for that is Elon.

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Elon Musk’s xAI and the U.S. Department of Defense have reached a deal to integrate Grok into classified systems.

[Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 @mtgreenee]

Tim Dillon nails it.
Most Americans are so sick of being lectured on why we have to care about every other foreign country in the world when we have so many serious problems of our own.

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Minnesota shooting discourse is hilarious in a dark way.

Republicans decided the agent was a hero before the body hit the ground.
Liberals decided it was an execution before a single fact was confirmed.

Nobody cares what actually happened, they just want ammo for their side.

This stuff will continue to happen sadly…

[Josh Brooks @F530Josh]

What this actually looks like:

ICE tries to get woman who thinks she's being cute for a video to move her vehicle.

Three agents surround the vehicle, one from the front, two from the driver's side. Likely looking to gain control of the situation. It is not cute to them, as they're being surrounded by a mob.

Woman panics, realizing this is in fact not cute, and attempts to flee thinking she can avoid arrest. Tire loses traction and the car doesn't immediately respond to gas input. Woman panics further and guns the gas causing an erratic vehicle take off.

Agent at the front of the vehicle almost gets hit. Agents respond by opening fire thinking the woman is using the vehicle as a deadly weapon, trying to hit the lead ICE agent at the front of the vehicle.

Woman who shouldn't have even been there, but was there because she got spun out of control on TikTok drama dies.

Agents have to live with it. Will likely have people demanding a mob-style execution by COB today.

What the Right Wants: Psychotic leftist domestic terrorist tries to kill ICE agents! We should use more force.

What the Left Wants: Fascist NAZI psychopaths are murdering women and children! We should use more force.

Who actually wins: Minnesota politicians and bureaucrats who can spin this into a riot and continue to avoid accountability for fraud. Federal politicians who can use the flames to continue to avoid accountability for a billionaire child sex trafficking ring.

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

Don't be stupid, stupid.

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

The daycare funding thing is such a good example of what conservatives actually dislike about large government programs

“Oh, so you don’t want kids to have daycare?”
“No, I just realize the money will not actually fund daycare so I’d prefer to keep my tax dollars, thanks”