Austin A.D👷

Liberal Thinker | Astute Civil Engineer | Structural design and drawings expert | Researcher | Bona fide Chelsea fan | music lover.

[Sporting Adeptos @Sporting_CPAdep]

💚 @Cristiano

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

Alexis Sanchez made Messi retire twice in three years 😂😂

Made him cry. Back to back.

FIFA had to intervene 😂😂

Let’s never forget that 😂

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

“I miss you, i miss you too.”

Two lies.

One is horny, one is hungry.

Two bastards.🫩

[Olivia 💞 @Blessing_Olivi]

"Croatia has been robbed"

You wey rob people of original jersey nko?

[Mr Bayo @mrbayoa1]

See who Argentina are playing to get to the World Cup quarterfinals. This is ridiculous.

Algeria
Austria
Jordan
Cape Verde
Egypt

This is giving Carabao cup energy 😂😂😂

[Musk Jnr. 🀄🇦🇷🇪🇸 Gadgets 🔌 @_FarouqOlami]

i just reason this tweet again. someone somewhere is earning 30k monthly btw

[Somtochukwu Evans 🇳🇬 @_Somtochi]

If babe no like you, she fit even tell you say God no create her with Toto.

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

If men were dancing to a song that talks about k!11!ng their wives to make their lives better, nobody will see it as cruise.

That's just all I want to say.

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

“Babe, i saw one wig online”

[Drew 🩸2.0 @drewisforyouu]

“hello, this is OKash”

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 OFFICIAL: Marco Palestra signs as new Chelsea player.

“I’m very excited to get started. I’ve felt the energy since the first day Chelsea wanted me, can’t wait to start; see all the fans, team mates and manager”.

“We have so many talented players here, a very strong squad, and manager in Xabi. He spoke to me about how he wants us to play, which is exciting”.

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

I swear on my life!

[MikkyMighty🇵🇹🐐 @iammikkymighty]

Sometimes food no dey give man joy but Canadian loud the feeling is different 😭😭

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

You can now go bek to your Kantri before the June 30th deadline 😂

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

😂😂😂

[Elvis Tunde @Tunnykvng]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Danny Walter 🧸 @AjeboDanny]

A reminder that the “intelligent” people of our society are on their way to give 10% of their income to a man on a pulpit so they can prosper.

They’ll also pray in gibberish for faster answers.

[Uzi(Fan) @Rmcf_TAA]

Commentator 1: "Hattrick?"

Commentator 2: "Nahhh"

Commentator 1: "Hattrick, hattrick, hattrick, hattrick, hattrick, hattrick, hattrick"

This is the most golden piece of commentary ever 🤍😂

[El retrovisor de Stroll 🇪🇸 @7nsua]

Endrick: me encantaría que mi balón acabase dentro de la red

Ancelotti:

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

This is easily one of the worst things that can happen to a man.